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We drove from sunrise to sunset, and we're still in Texas yet...

We drove from sunrise to sunset, and we're still in Texas yet... | Being retired is great. Since I have the time, I wondered how far I had traveled in my lifetime, so I added earth's rotation at 1,000 mph to the earth's rotation around the sun at 67,000 mph to the sun's rotation around the Milky Way galaxy at 500,000 mph to the Milky Way's rotation around the center of the universe at 1.3 million miles an hour. By age 65 I had traveled about 1,063,639,200,000 miles, and I haven't even been to Toledo, Ohio yet. | image tagged in memes,hide the pain harold | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
868 views 2 upvotes Made by sevenheart 3 years ago in fun
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Hide the pain harold | IF I HAD RETIRED EARLIER THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY CLASSIC GODZILLA MOVIES. | image tagged in hide the pain harold | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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That's almost around the entire world
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Being retired is great. Since I have the time, I wondered how far I had traveled in my lifetime, so I added earth's rotation at 1,000 mph to the earth's rotation around the sun at 67,000 mph to the sun's rotation around the Milky Way galaxy at 500,000 mph to the Milky Way's rotation around the center of the universe at 1.3 million miles an hour. By age 65 I had traveled about 1,063,639,200,000 miles, and I haven't even been to Toledo, Ohio yet.