Any character.

Elias: *stomps one slightly*

*the blue slime (Sapphire) hops to the side* Sapphire: “HhhrraAGGHH!!!” *a giant wave of water rises out of a nearby river and smashes you*

Elias: How-

Sapphire: "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!!" Ruby(red slime) "Chill, man..."

S irain: how cute

Emerald: "Great."

S irain: *smiles*

Blorp: “Blorp.”

S irain: hehe

Sapphire: “Ugh.”

S irain: *smiles*

Topaz: “I’m bored. I’d rather be on a storm cloud drinking pop.” Sapphire: “Well, I’d rather be on the seafloor drinking pop.” Ruby: “I’d rather chill in an active volcano drinking lava.” Emerald: “I’d rather be in a tree drinking pop.” Blorp: “I’d rather be at the bottom of a swamp drinking acid.”

S irain: i'd rather be sitting in the void drinking ichor

A voice behind you: “I’d rather be sitting in shadow sludge drinking life energy.” Emerald: “THERE HE IS! GET HIM!!!”

S irain: what the?

Sapphire: “Hey! I’m not cute!” Topaz: “Thanks...”

S irain: *smiles and sits down next to the slimes*

Blorp: “Hi!”

S irain: hello there

*the slimes move (in a way similar to an inchworm, flattening out forward and then retracting farther forward) over to you*

S irain: ?

Sapphire: “Who the heck are you, anyways?”

S irain: my names S irain

Ruby: "Nice."

(hey my original account isn't working so i'm going to use this one)
S irain: *smiles* thanks

(ok)

(alright thanks)
S irain: what are your names?

Red slime: “I’m Ruby.” Blue slime: “Why do you care!?” Yellow slime: “I’m Topaz, and that’s Sapphire.” Green slime: “I’m Emerald.” Brown slime: “Blorp.”

S irain: I like those names

Blorp: “I like yours.”

S irain: thank you

Blorp: “Blorp.”

S irain: aww that was cute

*the dark slime was blasted away*

Dark slime: “Ha! I lied! I have grown much more powerful since last time!” *fires a purple laser that blasts the slimes back* “You! Bystander! Who’s side are you on?”

S irain: welp guess I have to intervine now *stands up*

Dark slime: “Well?”

S irain: *steps infront of the colored slimes* i'm on there side

Dark slime: "Oh well." *blasts you*

S irain: ow

Dark slime: "Good."

S irain: *walks toward the Dark slime*

Dark slime: "What now?"

S irain: *picks up the dark slime and throws it far away*

Before you can, it blasts you back*

S irain: ow

Dark slime: “Ha.”

S irain: eh

Dark slime: “Go. This land is mine now.”

S irain: hmmmm no

Dark slime: “You dare oppose me?”

S irain: yes I do

Dark slime: “THEN BE-” *is cut off by blast of purple energy*

S irain: *molds his arms into a pitch black shield*

*the slimes lunge past you*

S irain: *turns around to look at who their lunging at*

*it's a slime like them, but dark grey and pulsing purple*

S irain: ?

*they start fighting*

S irain: *watching they fight*

*the colored slimes are winning*

S irain: *eating popcorn*

*the dark slime is defeated*

S irain: *still sitting there*

Sapphire: “No, it’s weird.” Emerald: “Yeah.” Topaz: “Actually, it’s important to his-” Sapphire: “Shut up, nerd.” Ruby: “Chill...”

S irain: *extends hand to blorp*

*Blorp looks at it*

S irain: *pets blorp*

Blorp: “Hurr. Blorp.” Topaz: “Want to know more about him?”

S irain: *nods*

Topaz: “Well, he’s basically the most powerful slime in our party. He’s a mud slime. Mud slimes are the oldest kind of slime. Not much is actually known about them. They try to appear stupid to keep from making enemies, but are actually extremely intelligent.”

S irain: I see *keeps petting blorp*

Blorp: "Blorp." Sapphire: "Nah, I think he's just dumb."

S irain: eh smart or dumb I don't care