(any rp, preferably joke, and NO ERP or romance)

FBI!Sans: rondu you never told me you had au's

right i'm going to eat my feelings with ketchup, cya

Rondu: Uh no, they're my siblings....

uh huh so what's going on also hi my name's fbi!sans, rondu's ketchup eating/drinking partner

*blobda and udnor ignore him and keep arguing about eating grass*
Rondu: *sigh* they do this all the time...

grass is better with ketchup just saying

*they look at him* blobda and udnor: uhh

it is

Udnor: huh

it is

are is alive

Yegg

Bobdu: Oh no. Women. *Takes Rondu and runs*

Rondu: Haha h i home now *is home with siblings* hahah bobdu is noob

Bobdu: I heard you talking shit *Behind Rondu*

Rondu: no I wasn't * eat gel-e *

Bobdu: Liar.

Rondu: I ok.... :(

Ron: ….

Rondu: hey, bud, you might wanna get out before- but I'm not because because they have the rest of middle eastern Europe.you should get together for h o r l o u is chill with me today and you were here i need t,I am a lot better and better at home with the game for d u have any questions you might not make the game for d a lot more di not telling you whatgging the game 🎮and is

Ron: What are you even saying

Rondu: Okay,you can be gratifying for a while and the game Waaaaaa lol ok 👌,and then I am so sorry,and then it will be a while different than that is your name and the bathroom and you were going to me a lot of family is not telling the truth and you have to away spoiled by e w the best game in which they are ALL out the window to do that?we are going to me in your name on the bathroom 🚻is I was forced out of pizza 🍕is I don't know when you climb down and the bathroom 🚻you,I'll be great 👍is and romance and romance of middle class is broken and romance of my friends,and then the other side effects,you can see 👀to I am not a German and French open to be manager for the lecture on the whiteboard and then CHILL

Ron: Shut up before I sing dream Mask.

Rondu: I'd never lie to you. *eat more gel-e*

Bobdu: Fine

Rondu: want some gel-e?

Bobdu: Nah

Little Man: I WANT GEL-E

Rondu; here *gives little man the whole jar*

Little man: YESSSS

Udnor: Ya guys wanna go to "give fuys, furgers and bries" for lunch?

Little Man: YES

Bobdu: YES

Rondu: engoy!

Little man *Opens the jar*

Rondu; hey Bobdu. Where's Opheebop, regular Ron and regular bob?

Bobdu: They stayed at home.

Rondu: ah, I see

Udnor: Huh, I wonder if Rondu is okay... EY WHATEVA! *continues to play*

Little and Bobdu: *Gaming*

Blobda: GOG *continues chewing on a pencil* YUMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

Little: ._.

Udnor: yay! Huh, I wonder how Rondu is doing...?
Rondu at home on the bathroom floor: this is fine...

Ron: What the bleep

(Is he at taco bell or...?)

(Ron is with Rondu.)

Udnor: .-. uh

Little: …

Udnor: Do you guys wanna do something else for now....? to get away...?

Little and Bobdu: Yeah, this is boring.

Udnor: *gaming: the sequel*

Rondu: Ey, no! They're my siblings....

Bobdu: Oh thank god. Don’t be sus tho.

Blobda: :(
Udnor: HAHAHHA

Bobdu: Shut up, you’re also unfunny, woman.

Blobda: ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *fades away*
Udnor: :(

Bobdu: Haha

Udnor: Haha H she not epic noob CD
Rondu: >:( *stomp bobdu*

Bobdu: *Uno reverse* Don’t make me stab you again like I stabbed you in the mod

Rondu: Haha H u can't noob

Bobdu: Try me bitch.

Rondu: bruh look at dis dude XD

Bobdu: Shut you crusty musty dusty ass up.

Rondu: no *teleport away epikly*

Bobdu: Scared

Rondu: Haha H nooby idoit

Bobdu: *Dissapears*

Rondu: hah coward

Bobdu: *Goes behind him and stabs him, killing Rondu*

Rondu: Nah *turns into R.R* *demonic screeching sound*

Onslaught: Oh hell naw bro.

Rondu: What do you mean?

Bobdu: Don’t do the funni. Imma stay with you to make sure.

Rondu: Funny what? They are my siblings...

Bobdu: Nevermind. *Yeets too them*

Blobda: Udnor! You can't just make me eat grass! That's mean.
Udnor: It's not MY fault you shook my hand!
*epik argument*

Bobdu: Oh my god please shut up.

Blobda: MAKE HIM STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!!
Udnor: *tsk*

Bobdu: No lol B)

Sol: Okay! Just take and table, I'll be out with your food shortly! *goes to the back*

Bobdu and Little: Ok. *Sit down*

Sol: Oh! By the way, what size coke and fanta?
Udnor: Large fanta.

Bobdu and Little: Large Coke.

Sol: Alright. * he goes to the back for a minute, then Come out with 2 Grande Nachos, (1 coke or two?) And a large fanta* there!

(2 cokes)

Little and Bobdu: Yay food!

R.R.: Grrr.

Onslaught: I’m going to give you 7 ACROSS THE ASS

Rondu:

Onslaught:

R.R: >:(

Onslaught: Mald

Udnor: Don't worry, she's regularly like this! I TOLD her wood was edible.

Little: Ok

*frickin changes*
Rondu: grr... Fine. *starts floating away*

Onslaught: Oh hell naw. *A tentacle pulls Rondu back down*

Sol: Okay, any drinks? Also, is that you, Bob and little man?

Bobdu and Little: Yes. And Coke please.

Blobda: *chewing on wood* Wood yummy ahahahaha nom nom

Little: Wtf

Blobda: *demonic voice* WOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOM NOM NOM NOMN NKMN NOM NMONM NOM NOMN ONM NYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Little: …

Blobda: lel funi

Little Man: Yes

Blobda: yes

Little: Yes

Blobda: Mmm *eats wood* (who said she was eating wood in minecraft??)

Little: What the f**k

Udnor: ... Wanna go to.... Del....taco....? There's good...services...there....

Big Man: No. Taco Bell.

Udnor: but... Uh...okay...whateva...*teleport them to taco bell*
Sol: helo funi people. What do.you want?I
Udnor: fanta.

Little and Bobdu: GRANDE NACHOS

Rondu: ey bobdu?

Bobdu: Yee?

Rondu: what do you think of "burger in the hotdog bun" ? *funi face

Bobdu: *Wheeze*

Rondu: why is it so funny to you and bob?!?!

Bobdu: Becuase

Rondu: *sigh* okay..

Bobdu: Hey Rondu

Rondu: hmm?

Bobdu: *Funni face* Burger in a hotdog bun

Rondu: *fake wheezing*

Bobdu: Hahahahha

Rondu: I'M GONNA THROW UP! *runs to the bathroom*
Blobda: he does that every time he fake laughs...

Bobdu: Bruh

Udnor: it'll be a while, wanna play some Minecraft and whatever with us, Bobdu?

Bobdu: Hell yeah

Little Man: Hell yeah

Udnor and Blobda: WOOOOOOOOOO

Bobdu and Little: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(blobda goes a bit wild) Blobda: YES YOU STUPID F**KING ENDERMAN! I HOPE YOUR KIND GOES EXTINCT YOU F**KING HOBOS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Udnor: YOU'RE NINE!
Blobda: Yeah, so...?
Udnor: ...

Little man: *kills Blobda and loots her stuff* Mine.

Blobda: Alright! C'mon! *they walk to their room and there is a massive tv with a few Nintendo switches and a pc*

Bobdu and Little Man: Holy reused joke on a webtoon.

Blobda: Okay. PC or Switch on the tv?

Bobdu: PC.

Little Man: PC.

Blobda: Aight, by the way, don't ask why but we have MULTIPLE PCs.... At least 5.

Bobdu and Little man: Nice

Blobda: Oki, so, one for bobdu, one for little man, one for udnor, and one for me! Let's go!
Udnor: WOOOO!

Bobdu: Les goo

Rondu: Haha H E a l u p o n I have been horrible and you are online now I have the game for me answer to go back to work together ❤and the game Waaaaaa mom to me answer is not telling him to the game 🎮and you want for d i need last time I will win,but it's also important that you have Minecraft cow and the flamango out a little like winter k,but they are very few k I am so sorry baby girl 👧👧👧 chill Flamingo s u tart yes

Udnor: Lets go! (teleports them to Give Fries, Furgers and Bries) Whaddya guys want? Ima get a furger.

Bobdu: I’ll have a Furger as well.

Little man: I WANT NICKEN CHUGGETS

Worker: Sorry, the furger and nicken chuggets machine is broken...
Udnor: What about some bries?
Worker: Sorry, the brie machine is broken...
Udnor: Drinks?!
Worker: Sorry, but the drink machine is broken...
Udnor: ... >:(

Little man: *Becomes big man* Your Bones are about to be broken. Fix the damn machine.

Worker: *sigh* I hate life. *stands there*

Big man: What’s taking you so long? F**king fix it.

Worker: *sigh, stands there for a minute, then goes to the back*

Big man: …

Worker: Sorry, ALL the machines are broken...

Big man: That’s the final f**king straw. *Burns down the Give Fuys, Furgers and Bries*