But why, why would you do that?

ah, broken bones

that is the answer to females to get for the males

This is the exact reason I am alone in this world.

Close your eyes *proceeds to get shot in the head with a .44 magnum*

Add a little bit of spice. Or maybe for the lovely people who reject you 🥰🥰🥰

ever heard of the valentine reaper? :)

On my way

No one: Literally No one: Me:

Roffies work better, and you can use the same person again!

My mom would love that

The reason why my mom like’s doing woodworking

Kill your valentine