Holy Fact:

heretic jail guard
(I have some experience from guarding PoWs from the war against the AnimeLegion)

Ight. start your shifts. imgflip.com/m/heretic_jail

Yes sir

Then there is the universal job for all of you. Keep the stream friendly, raise the streams morale, post anti-heresy stuff, and report heresy. Deus vult!

does posting about among us count as heresy

No.

Heresy is stuff that violates the ToS.

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT’S F*CKING MEMES, I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF. I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO, I FLIPPED IT AND I SAID “HEY BABE, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR IS SUS!”
HAHA, DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
I F*CKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN AND I SAID, “THAT’S A BIT SUSSY!” I LOOKED AT MY [DATA EXPUNGED], I THINK OF AN ASTRONAUT’S HELMET AND I GO, “[DATA EXPUNGED]? MORE LIKE [DATA EXPUNGED]-SUS!” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SPITTIN STRAIGHT FACTS

I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT’S F*CKING MEMES, I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF. I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO, I FLIPPED IT AND I SAID “HEY BABE, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR IS SUS!”
HAHA, DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
I F*CKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN AND I SAID, “THAT’S A BIT SUSSY!” I LOOKED AT MY [DATA EXPUNGED], I THINK OF AN ASTRONAUT’S HELMET AND I GO, “[DATA EXPUNGED]? MORE LIKE [DATA EXPUNGED]-SUS!” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY GRANDFATHER PASSED AWAY A YEAR AGO, BUT I CAN STILL FEEL HIS PRESENCE AMONG US

A m o n g u s

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No, I don't think so. Heresy is generally anything that violates Imgflip TOS.

Crusaderpay will now act as Crusader_stream's credit card. As we are working on creating dollar bills for crusader_Stream. (Will post templates when ready)

for now, just search up crusaderpay in the add meme in comments.

Jobs:

Heresy scout: Scouts out heresy in other streams. Paramilitary force. Gets paid 20 Crusaderbucks a day. That is equal to 100 Crusader bucks a week.

Farmer: Provides food for the stream. Will sell the food to the crusader_market (market workers will be in other image). Pay varies depending on how much you sell the food for.

Factory worker: (job enlisting in other image). Makes products for crusader_stream. Paid 15 Crusader bucks a day. Gets paid 75 Crusader bucks a week.

Educator: Teaches heretics that heresy is bad. And provides reasons why heresy is bad. Paid 17 Crusader bucks a day. 85 Crusader bucks a week.

Market Employee: Works in crusader_market. Paid 15 crusaderbucks a day. 75 Crusader bucks a week.

If you create your own job for yourself or for others. Post about it in here. and then post it in the crusader_market to sell stuff.

All stuff must be sold in crusader_market.

how can i be a heresy scout?

Use any method you can to find heresy and report it. And then we'll crusade it.

Sure.

may I be a scout, considering I've been doing it for a while

Yes.

reply to this comment for a job. If you want to be factory worker or market employee, comment on other image.

Once you enlist in a job, I will give you a link to the stream where you work (if there is one). If not, then we'll figure something out.

News editor: Tells news for crusader_stream. Paid 18 crusaderbucks a day. 90 Crusaderbucks a week.

Crusader Embassy worker: Works at the crusader embassy. Paid 20 crusaderbucks a day. 100 crusader bucks a week.

Crusader Mars, Moon, and Antarctic base worker (seperate jobs). Studies Mars, the Moon, and Antarctica for scientific advancements. Paid 20 Crusader bucks a day. 100 Crusader bucks a week.

Doctor: Works at the Crusader hospital. Paid 30 crusader bucks a day. 150 crusader bucks a week.

Did the doctors cure the crusaders from heresy gas side effect?

I can’t even remember lol

Lol

So, how do i join

Heretic Jail Guards: Guards the heretic jail/gulag. Makes sure heretics don't escape. Paid 25 Crusader bucks a day. 125 crusaderbucks a week.

More jobs will come soon, and higher wages.

Please choose jobs not by the pay, but by your qualification.