Meanwhile me, who just wants to protecc Kinder!Ink because he needs to be proteccted: :l

Why is this so true?

BT!PJ: ?

..........

BT!Ink: (Starts playing this on his phone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zej2kDDAn1g)

.

BT!Ink: ??

..

BT!Ink: (Hugging you)

Peasant: -_-

BT!PJ: (Boops Peasant's nose)

Peasant: I want youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

BT!PJ: ?

Peasant: ;w;

BT!PJ: (Holds his hands out to you)

Me: (Gets an idea)

Me IRL: ?
Peasant: ;w;w;w;w;w;w;w;

Me: (Gives BT!PJ to you, before creating a PJ plushie)

Peasant: I already have onnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee ;w;
Me IRL: you w h a t -

Me: (Sigh) Toof, you might wanna leave the room. This could get crazy.

Me IRL: I've been though crazier shit
Peasant: she isn't wrong ;w;

Me: No, I mean that as in "I'm going to try something I never did before, and it's probably going to end in an explosion."

Me IRL: I'll be fine
Peasant: wait w h a t -

Me: Alright, just warning you. (Starts using magic)

TEN MINUTES (AND THREE EXPLOSIONS) LATER..

Me: (Holding another PJ)

PJ: Wha?

Me IRL: this is fine
Peasant: w h a t .

Me: Don't ask if you don't wanna know.

PJ: ?

Me IRL: .
Peasant: ok..?

(Sets him down)

PJ: (Walks over to Peasant) ?

Peasant: ..Hi?
Me IRL: ;w;

Me: (Huggos you)
PJ: (Hugs Peasant) Hi

Me IRL: ...

Peasant: ?

Me: (Keeps hugging you)

PJ: (Smiles)

Me IRL: .. *YEETS A DAMNING CHAIR*

Peasant: umm...

Me: (Lets go) Yeah, I should probably go get the boi. You should probably get back to collage-

Peasant: ye- *poof*
Me IRL: *YEETS ANOTHER CHAIR* ..

BT!Ink: (Runs over and huggos you) Are you okay, Cinnabunny?

*f**king pissed* ...

..

BT!Ink: (Pats you on the head)

BT!Ink: (Hugging you)

Peasant: *sees him* ...give-
Me IRL: .

BT!PJ: ?

Me IRL: it's mine
Peasant: can I have it?
Me IRL: IT'S MINE-

BT!PJ: (Uses magic to create a butterfly, which lands on Peasant's nose)

Peasant: ...

(SPLAT!)
[It left a painted butterfly on Peasant's nose!]

Peasant: ..why?

BT!PJ: (Giggling)

Peasant: -_-

BT!PJ: :333

lmfao

BT!PJ: (Waddles over to you) :3?

Me: (Hears Peasant) Oh crud, here we go-

Me IRL: HIDE HIM-

BT!PJ: (Hides behind you)

nO-

Me: (Quickly hides him)

;-;"

(At that very moment, Peasant busts through the door)

Me: (Don't be suspicious..)

Peasant: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Me IRL: GO BACK TO COLLAGE
Peasant: WH-
Me IRL: You need to unfortunately ;w;
Peasant: ..your right..

BT!PJ: (Poofs onto my head)

Me: Dangit!