Also PJ: *𝒄𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒈𝒖𝒏* 𝒈𝒐 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒅. 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕.

Mono: M O M! DAD'S TRYING TO KILL ME AGAIN

(try imagining Him saying that like Candice from Phineas and Ferb lmfao)

PJ: ..that was a joke..?

Omni: S u r e -
(She wouldn't be surprised, seeing where Pj is coming from-(

(PJ in my AU is a depressed/emo dude because of Error-)
PJ: really? -_-