OHNO-

they're so nervous

??: (Picks up Selever)

Selever: WHAT THE FU-

??: (Gets an idea)

Nightmare: ...........

??: 🎶Don't believe what you heard, 'cause here is the deal. There is no need to panic, 'cause.. (He becomes visible) GHOSTS AIN'T REAL!🎶

Selever: AAAAAAAAAA-

[Get the reference?]

[No, am I supposed to??]
Nightmare: ...

[The lyrics-]

??: (Starts flying around) 🎶"I don't believe in ghosts!" "They don't give me a fright." "I don't believe in anything that bumpity bumps in the night!"🎶

Selever: (Trying to break free)

[I think I do, idrfk]
Nightmare: ..

[(Sigh) Cuphead Show, "Ghosts Ain't Real".]

??: (Flies past Sarvente, Taki, Horror, and Swad) 🎶If you see things that you can't explain, best to ignore them or go insane!🎶

Selever: ;-;

[OH I'M F**KING STUPID-]
Nightmare: ..-
Cups: WHO SUMMONED ME-

??: (Flies past Cups)

Selever: (To Cups) YOU SAID THEY AIN'T REAL! THEY SEEM PRETTY REAL! ;-;

Cups: I said that as a joke, so shut up
Mugs: CUPHEAD-
Cups: ..oh god
Mugs: GET OVER HERE-
Cups: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE- *kills himself and lets his soul fly off*
Mugs: .. *internally screams*
Nightmare: .

??: ?

??

??: (Confused ghost noises)

what's wrong?

??: (Phases through you)

ok?

??: ?

??

??: (Goes invisible for a bit)

Selever: (Annoying Noot)

??

Nightmare: ....

??: (Notices, grabs Cups's soul, and puts it back) :|

Cups: HEY-

??: ..
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Cups: what???

??: (Phases through Cups)

Cups: that tickled a bit

[I'm online-]

[Helo-]
??: ?

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Cups: please do not phase through me

??: (Phases through Mugs)

Mugs: ..ok

??: OOooooooo..

hi

??: OOoooooo...

Dream: Toof help ;-;

:l

??: OOooooooooo...

Dream: (Runs away) GHOST!

-_-

??: (Making ghostly noises)

Taki: Alright, joke's over! Take off the shee-- Um...

(?? is actually a ghost-)

yes it's a real ghost. get over it -_-

??: ..?

Taki: .. (Leaves the room) NOPE-

hello ghost

??: (Phases through Mugs again)

"Wh-"

??: OOoooooo...

Dream: Help ;-;

"It's a sheet- not a ghost-"

??: (Takes off the sheet)

Dream: (Runs)

[?? is actually a ghost-]

"Oh no."

??: (Phases through you)

*runs after dream, afraid* "ITS REAL ITS REAL ITS REAL!"

??: (Starts following you)

Dream: ;-;

"BLUE! BLUE!"

Blue: What?

Dream: GHOST!

Blue: What? Ghost? Is this some kind of prank?

"NOT A PRANK BRO! IT'S HORRIFYING! HELP!"

Blue: It's probably just Ink pranking us again. I'll go and check, you stay here.

"IT WENT THROUGH ME!"

Blue: (Goes upstairs)

"This is bad-"

5 MINUTES LATER..

Possessed!Blue: There's no ghost-

"Yeah there is!"

Possessed!Blue: You guys are liars! Ghosts ain't real!

"YEAH THEY ARE!"

Possessed!Blue: Oh? (His head spins around, and his eyes are dark purple) ARE YOU SURE?

*screams and runs off*

??: (Smiles at you)

"What do you want?!"

??: (Hugs Fresh)

"Nope. No. Not today."

[Wanna continue this in memechat?]

Possessed!Blue: (Tackles you)

"DREAM! HELP!"

Possessed!Blue: TOO LATE!

??: (Gets out of Blue's body and grabs you)

"HEY HEY HEY! LET ME GO!"

??: Hehehe..

"Oh god-"

??: (Teleports with you to a haunted house)

"Oh god why-"

??: (Starts humming)

"This isn't good-"