Actual conversation with a distant relative.

Me: You live in Flint, where Roger & Me was filmed? Him: Oh, the movie's no good; that Michael Moore didn't show our town right at all. Me: How long ago did you see it? Him: I wouldn't watch a pack of lies like that! Me: How do you know it's wrong if you haven't seen it? Him: ......... Well, I saw a little of it... (walks away)