Shitpost

I can stop time

It stops you as well

I have a 400 inch dick

I can masturbate infinitely

You have to look at pornography of your favorite characters or else it won't work

W

lmfaool

Anyone I want dead simply ceases to exist, along with any evidence that they ever existed

Every time you use it, people forget some stuff about you as well.

HA
I CAN JUST TELL THEM AGAIN

If you did it it would happen to you too

Too late mofo

I blame me missing the post comment button 5 times

Be able to make world peace

The civilians are the ones causing wars and not the governments

Good enough

Worth

Isn't the main character always the girl tho-

I choose the super power of being able to not go horny when I see a dick (aka not become gay)

But seeing a pussy makes you gay

oh no

I wanna be able to shapeshift

But you need to masturbate to do it

Did you unblock me

Also I was first reply

There is no side effect