Priest

I'm horny for 3 different anime men :|

I am aware
Anything else

Uhh no

Your penance is to post a picture of a cute dog
I absolve you of your cringe in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Imgflip Creator

Naw naw naw

Like I want them to f**k me at the same time

thats called a fourway

Ik Bozo

Isn't that Adultery tho-

Confess that to a legitimate priest

I DON'T WANNA TELL ANYONE IRL ABOUT THAT SHIT

LET ALONE A RELIDGOUS FIGURE

The priest can't tell anyone or he gets executed

Like he'd die?

I caused my school's network to shut down by hiring someone to send ransomware

At one point when I was 9 or 10, I had a crush on my little brother. I now come to realize that it is f**ked up.

Bless you dear child of imgflip
Anything else

I didn’t understand what the hate on pedophilia was at one point. I was 10 to 11

YOUR PENANCE IS TO STOP LOOKING AT CHILDREN
I absolve you of your cringe in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Imgflip Creator

I understand the hate on pedophilia now, btw.

I blame the Goyim

w h a t t h e f u c k

i was a brony back then since 2013 til 2016

welp
Your penance is to say that My Little Pony sucks
I absolve you of your cringe in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Imgflip Creator

My Little Pony sucks.

Good child

I drink all the blood every time blood starts randomly coming from my mouth

...why

Because it's yummy

uh ok
Your penance is to drink some milk
I absolve you of your cringe in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Imgflip Creator

I read the bible in the bathroom

thats cool

I purposely went to politics stream just to go fight people
I dunno what I was expecting

Bless you child
is that all

Never done anything lewd so ya that's all

Your penance is to avoid the politics stream for 4 hours and to remember I am not a real priest

I absolve you of your cringe in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Imgflip Creator

I am now holy

I am furry yet Christian

*The confession booth is empty*

lol

Oh no someone needs to confess
*hastily puts on priest uniform*
What was it

I am a Christian yet also a furry

Ok
Your penance is to touch grass for 5 minutes
I absolve you of your cringe

will do