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3 ups, 2y
*this is merely an idea, and arent the final terms. leave feedback here!
3 ups, 2y,
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How it Works:

TWTs (Trust Worthy Tokens) is the official currency of the ISM (Imglfip Stonks Market). There are numerous ways you can obtain these, and you can turn them into other Imgflip currencies given that that currency agrees to work with us.

How You Can Earn TWTs:

You can earn TWTs by creating a company, or investing in one. It costs 200,000 TWTs (this price will change with time) to create a company, and you must get approval from the Head Stonke (StepDadOfTheYear) to create a company that can then make money.

How Companies Works:

Companies gain money based on a number of things: how much investments the company has, and the said companies' sector and industry. To promote simplicity, the ISM will only recognize one employee per company. When money is dived out, the one person or CEO will receive the money and divide it among unofficial employees if so desired.

How Investment Works:

You can buy shares of any given company, whose share price will fluctuate. When you buy a share or shares of a company, the amount of money you have in said business will go up or down by the same percentage that said company is valued. You can sell these shares at any point for a profit.
2 ups, 2y,
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Envoy trying to create a banking industry so that he can come out on top and rule the world from a shadow government, very sus
1 up, 2y,
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I neither deny nor confirm this.

Also damn that’s weird being called Envoy again everyone been calling me step dad lol.
1 up, 2y,
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emvoy i would like to start a business
1 up, 2y,
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Ur a commie, so that’s quite ironic.
1 up, 2y
shhhh market socialism is a thing
1 up, 2y
ok your secret's safe with me ;)

old habits die hard
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1 up, 2y,
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Hey I would like to work under U

Why hire me you ask a great question, I'm a well-known businessman on Reddit who can familiarize himself with any kind of tools and computers and phones. etc. and I'm very good at making png/transparent images, if you want me to make a transparent image for you you know who to ask, also I'm very charismatic in meetings, I can talk my way into the buyer's cold-hearted hearts, like I convene Donald J. Trump to let me hold half of his shares in his business. (DONALD TRUMP) Also, I'm very good at making deals Oh did I mention that before.... I think not! also I use to run the ms_memer_group I was the original owner of that stream, before 🙄 the FBI found my laptop and find some nasty shit, oh crap did I talk too much huuuuuuuuu just hire me. pretty pls:))))))))
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
youre hired! you make 50k TWT a week, along with whatever u make in the market.
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1 up, 2y,
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Awesome, but what do i even do first
1 up, 2y
you'll basically just help me manage all the information. memechat me.
3 ups, 2y
How to invest:

firstly, you need to be a registered Stonke, to do this, contact the Head Stonke (StepDadOfTheYear).

in order to invest in a company, you must get approval from the head stonke, once you do so, you must create an image and post it to the official ISM stream, here you will get weekly updates on your shares in different companies.

You can sell at any point, just contact the head Stonke.
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1 up, 2y,
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How to Create a Company:

all registered Stonke's (see "how to invest") start with 250,000 TWTs. 200,000 TWTs is the necessary amount to start a business. Upon contacting the Head Stonke (StepDadOfTheYear) the necessary price will be taken from your account and your company will be up and running.

You will be given weekly payouts and updates on how many shares have been sold.
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0 ups, 2y,
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so basically just tell me how i can create mine-coin stonks but in baby sentences
0 ups, 2y
first, post an image here: imgflip.com/m/ISM. can be anything u want.

meme chat me this but edited obviously

Company name(do I need to explain this?):
Company CEO(who gets paid):
Industry(what you do):
0 ups, 2y
imgflip.com/m/ISM sorry messed up the link
1 up, 2y,
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idk if I’m gonna have time to play but I love this
1 up, 2y
Thanks!
1 up, 2y
I believe this may be an example.
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