ME: HEY MOM I THINK I HAVE PINK EYE
MOM: YUP THOSE ARE DEFINITELY PINK EYE SYMPTOMS
MOM: BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S PINK EYE BECAUSE ALLERGIES 🤡
ME: OK BUT IT'S TOO ITCHY TO SLEEP HOW DO I MAKE IT NOT DO THAT
MOM: LOL I DUNNO JUST STICK A WET TEABAG ON IT 🤡; 💀