Any character allowed.

I run. Very far. As far as i can away from it.

DoyOP4: “What?”

*the lasers start pulling things into the portal. One locks on you*

But i already caught a flight to china and started taking chinese lessons

*another is there. it sucks you into the portal*

I teleport away to another planet

*there are also portals there*

SO HELP ME UNIVERSE

*you come out in a lab, with DoyOP4 sitting in a chair*

I ask: "who are you?"

DoyOP4: “I’m DoyOP4.” (have you seen art of him before?)

Um
No

DoyOP4: “You good?”

"No. I'm being chased by crazy portals with lasers, what the HECK are those?

DoyOP4: “I lost my sandwich.”

"Where is it?"

DoyOP4: *pauses* “What exactly do you thinks ‘lost’ means?”

"GONE." (Thinking to self) honestly i did not think...

DoyOP4: “Because I’m having them look for it.”

So you made an army of portals for A SANDWICH.
Its not on the other side of the universe or something.

DoyOP4: “It’s probably in a different one, actually.”

....

bob: wow, thats a cool lookin laser,

DoyOP4: “Where’s the fun in that?”

Bob: (groans and finished the sandwich) alright, now can i finish my shopping and go back to my town now??

Bob: I SWEAR TO FU- oh hey, my dates here!

*it doesn’t fire*

Bob: what the hell? (fires it at the ground)

*it still doesn’t work. DoyOP4 laughs*

wait so i can just (fires it at his foot)

*it doesn’t work* DoyOP4: “What even is that? A gun?”

well... yeah.. hey what the hell is this place anyways?

DoyOP4: “My lab.”

Bob: why the hell am i here though..?

DoyOP4: “I lost my sandwich.”

Bob: wait... you made an entire portal.. for a sandwich?

DoyOP4: “Yeah. I mean, I can do anything. It was easy.”

Bob: ok.. but if you need a sandwich (puts on cheap jersey mikes sub hat) you came to the right guy, also do you have a fridge?

DoyOP4: “Aw man, Jersey Mikes... Yum... But it was a special sandwich.”

Bob: oh.. (takes off hat) what kind of sandwich was it?

DoyOP4: “It was peanut butter and jelly with cheese.”

bob: thats it?

DoyOP4: “Yeah.”

Bob: oh thats easy, wheres your fridge though?

*a mini fridge appears*

Bob: so why cant you make the sandwich appear? (gets bread, jelly and peanut butter out of fridge)

*the lasers start pulling things into the portal. One locks on you*

wait wah... GOD HELP ME

*you are sucked through*

bob: IF THIS IS THE LANLORD I PAYED OF MY LOANS!!

*you come out in a lab, with DoyOP4 sitting in a chair*

bob:cwhat the hell happend..?

DoyOP4: “Huh? Oh, hi. You okay?”

who the hell are you..? (grasps his desert eagle)

DoyOP4: “The most powerful being in the all of everything.”

Bob: lets see about that... (quick-fires his desert eagle)