I found a missing piece of the Bible

300 - your mom

xd

when your mom steps on a scale it says to be continued.

LMAO

based

so weight-wise, i'm nonexistent?

Illegal

i'm barely pushing 95 pounds, i'm not even joking.

Prob appropriate for your age. Enjoy!

i'm underweight...

In a few years all the other girls will be jealous.

I suppose you're right! if i find myself in a hide and seek death game, i'll most likely win with my underweight shortstack ass and intelligence, rendering me still ALIVE!

Sweet. How tall are you?

5'2''

All the boys will come to your backyard.

ah, i'm already taken. 3 years today.

God teir weight

I’m dying

Meow

That's a height chart vs a weight chart tho, nobody looks good for being fat even if they're a dude