man took a shite in the bed

thats what i call breakfast in bed

I have breakfast in my mom's bed all the time. Her ass is my favorite thing to eat

its a 1 time meal tho
you have to wait for her to come back from the hospital, plus finish your jail time for assault and cannibalism

ikr

*pornhub intro*

its his arm or his shit

That is one big schlong

Indeed

Then its your toe