Glowing Guy

Aye so, look, bruh. I'm in the crib bored, n***, and I don't know why, but this-this cutscene from one of the Five Nights at Freddy's games popped in my head, bro. This is the purple guy's son, right? This the purple guy's son [laughter], and he got Ennard inside of him, dog, and it's just so funny to me because this scene's so funny. Look, he walking down the--he walking down the... [wheezing] He walking down the street, all the neighbors outside waving to his ass "What's up, Mike? What's up, Michael? Ayyy! Man, you going to work, eh? Oh, it's--look, you feel me?" Look. The next day, right, he still lookin smooth. He like [laughter] "I'm boutta go do my shit, you know what I'm saying?" He crip walkng out the crib, you feel me? [inaudible] Them n****s like "Yo my n*** Mike! Big Mike, ayyy!" You feel me? Look. Next day, right? The next day, he looks a little green! [laughter, wheezing] And my n**--the first n** on the block like... [wheezing] The first n** on the block like "wait a minute." Everybody else is like "okay, he look a little--he look a little f**ked up but I mean, you know, he probably just a little shaken, he might--he might got the flu or something, you know what I mean?" Next day, right? Next day, look. [wheezing] This n** come out the crib even greener! My mans is like... "nah that other n** had a point." My--you see my little n** who I was talking... [wheezing] the first n** that--the first n** that peeped, he was like "wait a minute, no... this n** not right, I ain't coming out to say hi to that n** today." [laughter] You s--and then look at this n** he's like "wait a minute, the green shirt n***s got a point." [laughter] Look, next day--next... oh my GOD! [wheezing] This n*** is even more f**ked up. You see half the block is still in the crib. Half the block is still in they house, bro. All the n***s that were like "hey what's up?" are like "wait a minute, bruh... this n****, I think he got the 'rona or something." [inaudible] Look. Next day... [laughter] This n*** full purple, n****. My mans is so scared, he behind the crib. He in the backyard, looking over like "damn!" [laughter and wheezing]