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Name an item in the comments; and I'll tell you exactly how to kill someone with it. | image tagged in anonymous temp | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
68 views 2 upvotes Made by anonymous 3 years ago in MS_memer_group
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Gun
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Bang
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A nerf hyper ball
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Force it into their throat ski that they choke and die
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They have 0.55 diameter
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Idk then
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You could either fire it at a high velocity at the head like a gun or scrape the victim’s flesh off by rubbing woth the ball
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A normal marhsmallow
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Smush the marshmallow into their eyeball, and deep into their head
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That wouldn’t necessarily kill you
You’d be blind but not dead
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No like smush it into their skull and their brain
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That’s not how the body works
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Toast the marshmallow until its on fire.
Shove it into their throat and watch as they burn.
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Humans aren’t combustible
Some second-third degree burns at worst but not death
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Hm true
Take the burning marshmallow and burn one of their arms until it bleeds so much that they die
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Burns don’t cause bleeds
Burns do blunt damage
And even if you could open a vein, the burn would seal it.
Doctors do that to stop people from having repetitive nosebleeds
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Damn
Then idk
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Freddy's Fazballs
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Shove it down someones throat
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🤨
Sus
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Very
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What about using air to kill?
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Pollute the air so its deadly
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Or maybe create a tornado
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or lower the air pressure
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Or create a hurricane
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Squeaky rubber chicken
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Soak the chicken in neurotoxin and give to a toddler
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Tie them to a chair and then use the rubber chicken to make their ears bleed so much that they die from blood loss
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A single strand of hair
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Now lets say this strand of hair is very long
Force it down there throat, they'll smoke and die.
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Good idea
But I was thinking of a normal size piece of hair, only like a few inches
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A few inches?
Uhhhhh
Yk how hair is as fine as fishing wire? And how you can slice someone up with fishing wire?
Just do that but with the hair.
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Yea
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Implant it on the brain
The bacteria and stuff should do the rest
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Blueberry
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Some people are allergic to blueberries. It wouldn't kill everyone, but hypothetically you could kill someone who's allergic blueberries with it.
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paper
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Papercut to the jugular
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Cut them with the paper till they bleed out
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a stress ball
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Name an item in the comments; and I'll tell you exactly how to kill someone with it.