You all cringe lol

(what)

you

cringe

(thanks)

mint: hello.

Dark Lord: "Out of my way!"

*Mint grabs the dark lord by his chain mail and throws him*
mint: Stupid lousy kid... *mutters to himself*

Dark Lord: "Hey!" *A cage appears around you*

*mint breaks the multiverse around the dark lord*
mint: You should leave the fighting to the adults, kid

Dark Lord: "Uhh..." *stone spikes rise out of the ground in the cage*

tell him he's cringe

Dark Lord: “Who are you? Get out of my way!”

Go back to your cringe bock club

*a pillar of stone rises out of the ground, curves around, and hits you*

*Goes into creative mode and flies away*

*he continues walking along*

Seven: *Looking around in the village as well* wow, this is what the surface has to offer

go touch grass

Jokes on you, I've already touched grass

You need to up your game, be chad, you need to punch mountain

Terill: “It doesn’t matter. They are gone.”

Xander: Hmph, you can handle this, I need to help my friends

Terill: "Go ahead."

*Xander flies away at intense speeds with his solar flare wings*

*Terill is helping the village rebuild*

Dark Lord: “Uhh... Oh no...” *the army flees*

Xander: Heh, If your truly so powerful, fight me here

Dark Lord: “No thanks.” *rushes through a portal*

*Xander throws another holy hand grenade, this time he threw it into the portal*

*the portal closes before it gets in*

Xander: *Runs away as the Grenade makes a massive explosion*

*Terill lands* Terill: “Ugh, he got away again.”

Xander: *Walks up to Terill* more like he retreated from me

Terill: “No, it was from me. I’m known pretty well.”

Xander: Do you see the scratches on my armor and the holes in the ground, pretty sure I caused this "Dark lord" to retreat

Dark Lord: "Hey, you!"

Seven: Huh?

Dark Lord: "Will you submit to my rule and join my forces, or try to fight me?"

Seven: ummm, I just got on the surface and I'm just exploring with my friend Xander
*Xander gets out of a village building and the dark lord sees him*

Dark Lord: "You have two options, peasant." *he appears to be 10. However, the ground under him rises up so he towers over both characters*

Xander: Are you sure you want to challenge me, I have beaten gods, Celestials, and the witch who overpowers godslayers
*He pulls the Murmasma and Seven watches*

Dark Lord: "Have you ever fought anyone who can do this?" *he snaps, and cubes made of some sort of crystal appears around both characters and float up to the same height as the Dark Lord*

Xander: Yes I have, it's called the deerclops. That monster was a b**ch to kill

Dark Lord: "Well... Howabout this?" *the cubes crash to the ground, injuring both characters. Stone pillars rise out of the ground, then curve around and pin both characters to the ground*

*The stones are quickly mined out as the Dark lord sees Xander has Full Auric Testla armor with the Crystyl Crusher*
Xander: Heh, You aren't beating me too easily
(Auric testla armor is extremely strong and the Crystyl Crusher is the strongest pickaxe [i think] in Calamity mod)

(cool) Dark Lord: "Uhh... I also have an army!" *a purple portal opens, and a swarm of random creatures flood out*

Xander: *Yawns* Seriously, if you are the dark lord everyone is talking about, you sure aren't strong
Seven: Yeah!!! What Xander said!!!

Dark Lord: "I'm not very experienced!" *a cage appears around you*

Xander: Huh!?!
*He grabs Seven and dodge rolls out of the way with her*

*another wall appears, and if falls over and crushes you. It then explodes, and the shards float around and form into another cage*

Xander: Agh!!!
*He throws Seven away from him to protect her*

Dark Lord: "Haha! You can't beat me!" *the pillar he is on rises up more, and he laughs maniacally*

*Suddenly Xander gets to the dark lord's level as Solar flare wings are seen*
Xander: Don't think You'll escape from me so easily

Dark Lord: "Uhh... Pah!" *a wall of stone appears in midair and slams into you*

*He mines right through it*
Xander: You aren't stopping me
Seven: Yeah!!! You got this Xander!!!

Dark Lord: “Pah!” *thousands of spikes fly at both characters from all sides*

Xander: SEVEN!!!
*He get in front of the spikes going after Seven and takes the spikes hit by hit*

*the army rushes in and attacks*

*Xander drinks a Omega healing potion and a thorns potion and so the attacks he takes are reflected onto the Dark Lord's army*
Xander: *Coughs* Seven, run
Seven: Mhm *She runs away*

Dark Lord: “SUBMIT TO MY RULE! NYEAHAHAHAHAHAA!!”

*Xander pulls a wierd Yellow gernade but to the enemies up close, they see it's a holy hand gernade*
Xander: You better surrender or I'll blow you guys to bits

*they continue charging*

Xander: *Pulls the pin and throws it at the army*

*most of them blow up. The remaining ones stere in horror at a small black speck in the sky, coming closer*

*The explosion is followed by a second stronger one*
Xander: The Lorde has put his faith into me, you should surrender if you want to live