not me lowkey trying to bring this back

does it have to do with the corners of the table :0

M o t h e r

....youre my nephew/niece?

Niece

oh

Yeee

omg did u jus kill ur aunt?

she did she did

*revives*

thx sis

np ^^

im allergic to ye *in short, dies*

what is it child

C h I l d

y e s m o t h e r ?

My children aren't innocent are they

you say that like you think you are

You didn't have to call me out like that

i
kinda
did
lol

You need to update your tag line pronouns thing

oh yeah i do

Are you calling me a lair? (THAT'S ON PURPOSE OK)

yes i am
i'm calling you a cave that animals reside in (mhm sure)

*g a s p*

b u l l s h i t

did you just try and change the subject with that lmao

No I would never-

oh bullshit

LMAO

:)

hru :D

i'm okay hbu

no need to call me out

Oh there is definitely a need to call you out

rude

grandma isnt okay?!

well
i'm fish

just cuz your fish doesn't make you okay

you're*
whaaaaat

but youre not okay

b u t
i am fish

omg sorry it confused me

idfk tbh

but im glad your're ok ^^

f a i r

L I a r (I actually spelled it right this time)

s h u t

omg grandma

hi lol

hi how are you

ngl i'm very fish rn
hbu

they sound c o o l

t h e y a r e e e
and they don't attack people anywhere near how much people think they do they're actually pretty docile to humans especially great whites

LMAO WHYS IT BUILT LIKE THAT 😭😭😭😭😭

bc
it got
them legssss

lmao

lol

how are you n o w

f i s h h h

ITS GOT THE LEGS I COULD NEVER HAVE

I BET THAT FISH IS THE PRIDE AND JOY IN ALL THEIR DANCE CLASSES

DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE

very w h a t

very fish

b r u h

a h y e s

you're very f i s h rn

yes
yes i am
fish is a whole mood

lmao

I sense marine biology in your future

hell yeah
or icthyology
i'd prefer marin biology bc broader but like icthyology would still be pretty sick

What's that?

icthyology?

noooo

ikr

f I s h

y e s
i am very tempted to begin rambling about fish for the next hour or so

Yeah

study of f i s h

yuh

and now many shark species are at around 1% of the population size they were in the 1970s

omg its kinda c u t e

ig lol
and then there's also the epaulette shark another one of my favorite sharks

That makes a lot of sense

hell yeah
fish like the epaulette shark

omg great whites

mhm
they get a lot of hate bc people think they're viscious man eaters but they're among the most docile of sharks when it comes to humans the movie jaws just had a massive impact on the publics general idea of them

YUH

lmao

then do so

oh
hell
yes
so lets begin with one of my favorite sharks the thresher shark

:OOO omg

y e a h
like multiple hammerhead species have dropped that much

NOT THE HAMMERHEADS

IKR
THEY'RE SO COOL

you must really like sharks

y
e
s

the what

the thresher shark
they have a super long caudal fin which they use to stun fish so that they can eat them easier
a really cool adaptation

THEYRE SO COOL THEYRE LIKE CUTE

m h m
and they're head gives them 360 degree vision
like
that's really cool

little tripod

that reminds me of smth
the t r i p o d f i s h h h h h h

W h a t

tripod fish

LOL

what-

Slade just found out she was a grandma to 6 children

one of which being my child's partner who i'm actually pretty sure would still be m y child bc i adopted them
congrats on the alabama

I think triple Alabama is the new record

yeah

ah yes we love that

I'm sure slade does too

lol

probably not

huh im jus questioning this bc im confused

Fair enough

XD

more like the e D g E s

i dont get it

Me neither

oh

I think I know

explain

When your boobs run into them and It hurts really bad

LMAO

Did I get it right?

well yeah

Pog