mandjtv version of i sleep and real shi* meme

it’s still technically the truth and there are facts

How

don’t make me say it

It's not really facts, just sounds like it to make people believe it

ok

It will not be okay if such devilish proclamations about innocent pokemon continue.

but its true

technically the truth

First off, I'm sure another, more depraved person than the author of the first article could find a more compatible pokemon, and besides that there are many true things that you don't just declare to a bunch of pokemon fans online, eg Ash is by any reasonable estimate around thirty and 70% of the people he is shipped with are between 15 and 10.