Any character.

looks around, what do i see?

Stranger: “You wish to return to your own universe?”

yes, and when you tell me how, please skip through the exposition and just give me the straight answer

*A blue portal appears in front of you*

see ya later *walks through*

*they nod*

A voice behind you: “Shadow monsters.”

*whips around pointing my gun towards the voice*

*there is a blue and yellow horse sized dragon there*

who are you and where am i and bla bla bla you know the drill

Dragon: “I’m Robbie, this is Bordertown.”

do you know what that... <suggestive reference> kinda hole was?

Robbie: “Huh?”

the worm hole thing that i fell out of when i got here

Robbie: “Oh, that was a red portal.”

well you seem smart enough to know more about it then just that..

Robbie: “Well, yeah. There is an entity, Red Portal, who goes around and takes people from one universe and dumps them somewhere else.”

well if its an entity, that means its alive, right?

Robbie: “I dunno. And if it is, you probably can’t kill it.”

crud... *holsters gun* then how am i gonna gtfo?

Robbie: “Huh?”

gtfo
get
the
fudge
out?

Robbie: “Out of what?”

out of here! how do i get beck in my own dimension?

Robbie: “I dunno.” A stranger: “I do.”

*turns 'round*

*the town is relatively small, and has a wall around it. Suddenly, a hole is blown in part of the wall*

*calmly walks over

*Black and purple blobs start swarming through*

*tries to catch one

*it shoots a purply energy ball at you*

ow!.. thats not very nice! *slashes at it with machete*

*it melts*

*takes out gun and starts firing at all of them*

*they melt*

what the heck are these?