First video game based roleplay here. Get prepared for more.

Sky: is that, an electric lizalfos?

Riko: "Thanks!"

Sky: *puts away his thunderblade*

*Riko puts away his thunderbrush*

Riko: “Yup! Who are you?”

Sky: I'm Sky! this is so cool!

Riko: “I’m Riko! Nice to meet you!”

Sky: wanna be friends?

Riko: “Sure!” *jumps off and lands next to you*

*happy dragon sounds*

Riko: “Do you have any food?”

Sky: *hands him a raw gourmet meat*

Riko: “Thanks!” *eats it*

Sky: *smiles*

Riko: “Where do you come from?”

Sky: I was born on Mount Lanayru, but I live in Rito Village right now

Riko: "Cool!"

(revali's my fav champion so i chose rito village)
Sky: yeah!

(ok) Riko: "I'm from here."

Sky: thats cool! Gerudo Desert is a very cool place!

Riko: "Yeah!"

Sky: Its where i got this! *pulls out a thunderblade and holds it in his mouth*

Riko: "Nice! I have my thunderbrush!" *pulls out a cross between a thunderstorm rod and a toilet brush*

Sky: thats cool!

Subject delta: nice a lizard

Riko: “What now?”

Johnny: I don’t know

Riko: “Ok.”

Johnny: so I heard about these things called champions

Riko: “Yeah!”

Johnny: I would like to meet one from one hero to another

Riko: “Uhh, they’re dead.”

Mitan: oh

Johnny: oh
(Sorry wrong name)

(ok) Riko: “They’re spirits.”

Johnny: do you know where I can see their spirits

*Riko eats the meat*

Subject delta; hope you don’t mind the scar on my face it’s from a acid burn

Riko: “Ok.”

Subject delta: so I heard there’s a village nearby

Riko: “There’s a town.”

Subject delta: do you have directions to it

Riko: “It’s over there.” *points to Gerudo Town* (have you played botw)

Subject delta: thanks (yep I’ve beaten the game)

(same) *Riko camouflages again*

(Nice) subject delta: want to join me on my way there

Riko: “Yeah.”

Subject delta; nice

Riko: “Do you have any food?”

Subject delta; barely any

Riko: “Could I have some?”

Subject delta; *takes out spam and hands it to them* sure

Riko: “What’s this?”

Subject delta; it’s ham just open it and ham will be inside

Riko: “Okay!” *pries it open with a sword*

Subject delta; *takes their helmet off*

Riko: “Sure! This will be so much cooler than teleporting!” *jumps onto your head and balances perfectly*

Johnny: *the rope pulls you two there almost immediately*

*Riko flips off*

Johnny: here we are

Riko: "Ok."

Johnny: so now what

Riko: "I don't know."

Johnny: *punches vah naboris*

*you hurt your fist*

*hes in a old diving suit*

*Brekon jumps away using his guardian arms*

Johnny: …

Riko: "It's a basic town. There's a few nice shops. One has really good meat!"

Johnny: so how do we get in

Riko: "We don't!"

Johnny: I could fight a way in

Riko: *smirks* "Try!"

Johnny: *pulls out a machine gun* ok

*Riko giggles*

Johnny: *starts shooting*

*the guards recoil and point their spears at you, but the bullets pass through them*

Johnny: DEVIL WOMAN

*he looks at you*

Subject delta; hi

Riko: *stops camouflaging* “Who are you?”

Subject delta; I’m subject delta and you are

Riko: “I’m Riko!”

Subject delta; nice name

Riko: “Thanks!”

Subject delta; so why are you camouflaged

Riko: “That’s what lizals do.”

Subject delta; so just for fun

*Riko points to Vah Naboris*

Johnny: that giant thing how am I going to get there

Riko: “I dunno.”

Johnny: *grabs a guards spear and ties a rope to it*

*Riko watches*

Johnny: *takes a spear gun out and loads it*

*Riko watches*

Johnny: *shoots the spear at the mountain the thing is on*
(Can’t remember the name)

(Vah Naboris. And yes, I also forgot and had to look it up to be sure. I hate using false information or grammar mistakes.) Riko: “Cool!”

Johnny: if you want you can get on top of me

Riko: "Tell them that!"

Johnny: you are being sexist how would you like it if we made a town were only voes are allowed in

*the guards glare at you*

Johnny: so think about that

*the guards roll their eyes*

Johnny: so you can let some voes go inside on like a certain day or we’ll do exactly what your doing but opposite

Riko: "Come on. They don't care."

Johnny: what if we raid their crops they’d have to let us in to sell food

*Riko grabs you and teleports to the gerudo highlands in a puff of smoke*

Johnny: …

Riko: “I’m hungry.”

Subject delta: I bet they have food because I have none left

Riko: “Oh.”

Johnny: names Johnny by the way

Riko: “Okay.”

Johnny: so can we please come in

The guards: “No.”

Johnny: do I have to force my way in

Riko: *smirks* “You can try.”

Johnny:*use drill dash to break down a wall*

*Riko laughs*

Johnny: *pulls out a holy cross* BEGOnE DEVIL WOMAN

*the guards look at you like you're crazy and Riko cackles hysterically*

Johnny: damn rapture had different physics I could kill a crowd with this and two woman don’t even get a scar

*Riko is rolling on the ground laughing*

Johnny: why can’t I just go In just give me one good reason

The guards: "Because you are a voe."

Johnny: a what

Riko: "They only let girls in."

Johnny: that’s sexist

*BEGONE

*it doesn’t work*

Johnny: I’ll just drill under then *starts drilling through the ground*

*it doesn’t work*

Johnny: I don’t want to have to fight them

Riko: “Ok.”

Johnny; but we need a way in but how

Riko: “Why?”

Johnny: don’t you wonder what could be inside

Riko: "I know what's inside."

Johnny: well I don’t soooooo

Riko: “Sure!”

Subject delta: follow me then *starts walking*

*Riko stops camouflaging and follows you*

Subject delta: *stops in front of the town* may I come in

The guards: “No.”

Subject delta: why

The guards: “Because.”

Subject delta: … *flips them off* f**k you

*they exchange glances*

Subject delta: *takes their helmet off showing there a boy* damn it’s hot out here

Riko: "Brekon!" *points to a small guardian scout watching them*

Johnny: *flips him off*

*there is a loud crash behind you* Riko: "I was having fun! Go away!"

Johnny: …

???: "Shut up. Hey, you."

Johnny; me

???: "Yes. First of all, turn around. It's hard to talk to the back of your head."

Johnny: *turns around*

Brekon: "Don't swear in front of this guy. If he starts doing it, and he's saving the planet, then other kids will think that's cool. And that would be a mess that, mind you, I would have to fix. I don't need that in my already chaotic life."

Johnny: alright

*it still hurts a bit because the material Vah Naboris is made of is very hard and strong*

Johnny: F**K

Riko: "Hey!"

Johnny: what!

Riko: "Don't swear! Brekon says it makes you melt alive!"

Johnny: well he’s a liar

Riko: "Oh."

Johnny: so f**king swearing is ok

Riko: "No it's not! I- Oh, great. Now he's coming!"

Johnny: who