Oh look, another comment I've blocked and won't read.
IT'S THE SPAWN OF SATIN HIMSELF!!! ANY CAT THAT WHOULD STYLE ITS HARE LIKE THAT DESERVES TO BE TORTURED BY MAKING IT WATCH RACHEL MADDOW UNDRESS LIKE I HAD TO WATCH MOMMY UNDRESS AND DRESS ME UP IN DRESSES AND HIGH HEELS AND MADE ME WALK AROUND OUR RAPIST NEIGHBOR WHOS ALSO NAMED DONALD AND WHO TOUCHED ME IN FUNNY PLACES THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME LAUGH BUT CRY THATS WHY I KICK LITTLE KITTENS AND EAT ALOT OF SOUP AND CRACKERS BECAUSE BLUMPFTY IS ONE