*dies*

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12. Thalassophobia
28. Biting my nails, getting angry too fast, saying "*dies*"
7. Dunno which DAY but 2016-2017 was great.
27. My hair, bru. I would marry my hair.
37. AOT manga 🥲

They ask you ONE d a y , and you mention two damn years 👽👌 good one babe.

I used to say I'd marry my hair. Then I stopped saying that. I'd marry your hair.

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not 💀

Mf you even know what my hair looks like-?

That was the idea.

Mushroom. It looks like a mushroom. And it looks cute.

YOU ALWAYS SAY THATTTT

OhMyGod...... How do you know what my hair looks like...........oHmyGoD it d o e s look like a mushroom 🥲🥲🥲

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I ._. apparently ._. judged you, babe.
I guess everybody else has seen more of us than we have of each other. Says a lot about us.

Wym by you a p p a r e n t l y judged me- did you see my face reveal or smth-

It's not a bAd thing. I enjoy talking to you, and I'd rather talk to you then look at pictures of you.

N i c e .

Ye. Face reveals, I meant face reveals.

I usually have no idea what to say. "You're hot" doesn't sound o k .

How are face reveals half nudes

THEN SAY SMTH ELSEEE- or say NotHinG- as in "." OR ".-." OR "._."

U h h h . Like. It's been an year or more. And you've probably posted a few half-nudes in the time. And I've existed all this time.

I HAVE N O T TFYM- In aLL my face reveals I have clothes on.

And ig I just assumed you've never seen me cuz you never commented on anything 😃🔫

Nudes with clothes, I guess.

Good point. Well, h u h . You look good, and I like you.

That's the norm, is it not?

I like you too. Actually, I think you sent me a picture of yourself when I had my old account, but I never saved it 😐 and I completely forgor what you look like. Other then being brown and black hair.

I got a saved pic of him 😫

I know how you look like ._. Nar.

E x a c t l y .

But h o w . . .

O. I thought you were suggesting it's a bad thing.

9 👁👁

That's a secret 😋

NOOOO

MF ITS EMBARRASSING

BRUH!1!1

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Hange 😃

Kk

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18. Uhh last year
4. Attack on Titan
32. I don't think so lmao
25. Idk, surprise bday party
36. Nlcfjohcjcpfpu I used to think babies grew on treees

i thought u buy babies. the real truth is DaRk

Lmfao eh

it's smthn my brother told me

Sex?

lol, yeah. i figured that out 2 yrs ago. I didn't go near boys for over a year

BRUH LMAO

literally, i thought of them as aliens

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10. Misspelling a shit ton and attention seeking .-. for example if I compliment you and you're all like "stop... I'm ugly af.... Don't lie to me..." you're clearly looking for comfort, which I'm not willing to give.
14. Hange Zoe 😩
12. I have thalassophobia- which is basically fear of the ocean and being surrounded by nothing bUt the ocean. At beaches and pools I'm fine but if I was stranded in the middle of the sea I would simply give up 😃
20. When ppl genuinely think I'm homophobic or racist of sexist or anything like that. Or "you've changed" 💀
28. Biting my nails, dunno if you'd call it a habit but getting angry too fast, and uhh saying "*dies*"
33. Hange's death 🥲🥲🥲🥲
36. Idfk- I used to think babies grew on trees ig
35. Dunno. If you said any bullshit to me I'd just block you ig.
21. Awe I was hoping someone would do this one- so first we'd walk to a Cafe, it's like... 7:00PM and we have dinner. Then we walk around the city for a lil while and find a secluded place... we'd smoke weed and talk about deep shit. Theory's of where humans came from, outer space, what we think happens after death. We'd just be talking until it's 1AM and then rent a hotel and watch shitty Hallmark movies and make fun of the characters. mAybE we'd kiss but no sex.
29. I forgor lmao
2. I have no clue

You thought babies grew on trees.

SHHH 💀💀💀-
When I asked my mom where babies come from she said it's a "natural process", and as a 1st grader n a t u r a l meant plants and nature. So I was like "yeah that makes sense, they probably take children off trees as a newborn and raise them".

T h a t . almost made sense.
When I was smol, I used to think children come from human pregnancies.

Did you just figure it out yourself...

Not really. I just never believed pills do it, or storks or trees, so it eventually came to the real thing.
I knew what sex was, when I was probably 7 or sumting. I had no idea it led to babies tho.

How'd ya find out what sex was?

I searched up "f**k definition" and it went downhill from there.

I donut rember 😶

Typical. I did that, but afterwards. I already knew sex.

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When was the first time you watched porn, then?

It's f**king awesome. As a little gOrl, you're expected to be curious about men.

I don't want to imagine that . _ .

I'm gæ Drizz 😔 still am.

I think rape numbers would go up dramatically.

Titties turned you on when you were a child. Amazing, babe, really cool.

I didn't masturbate until I was 11 I think, it's impossible for bOis to do it earlier because they need to nOt have a microscopic weinor to masturbate. It's unfair.

ITS EMBARRASSING.

Omg 😭😭😭 I mean it'd be terrifying if a 7yr old had a 7in dick yk-?

I think I was 8.
I didn't understand it, I wasn't LoOkiNg for it, I just fOund it. It was f**king scary for some reason, and I remained `afraid` of sex for quite a while after that, for like 6 more years.

What's weird, is that I got horny and I didn't know what being horny even was. Or why tf is my dick acting this way. Like ._. your body knows what it has to do before yOu know it.
People just know what sex is, like animals. Nobody has to teach anyone that. Nature already did it.

DAMN.
I was scared of dicks. I didn't like how they looked. So I remember I searched up for tits. O n l y for tits. Litterally.

No sex, no f**king, no blow/handjobs, just boobs. Cuz that's the only thing I was familiar with and managed to make me feel horny. I don't think I masturbated until I was 9 or 10 tho.

ok i can understand most of that, but that would be one f**ked up date. "smoking weed"? how is that romantic?

White people won't get it.

racist mf

High thoughts bru. When you're high you're h o n e s t . There's no filter. It's vEry f**king romantic for me 😩

ok i guess i could understand that i just wish there would be a different alternative for being honest other than weed

now do me https://imgflip.com/i/66buba 😩

Bru ppl dumb af..-
Listen it'd be different if I said crack or heroin. I ain't talking abt pills. Weed is s a f e . It don't smell good but it's not human made chemicals like oTher drugs .-. it's n a t u r a l . Doesn't mean you should smoke it all the time tho.

*does you* 😩😩

tf you mean "does you"

That's what you said to do bitch

i meant the link 😩😩😩

You sure?

do n o t have sex with the link