warning: My jokes are very unfunny.

So, I would say this is standup comedy but online and I'm not really talking, I'm just typing out these comments on a f**king meme website like the loser I am.

I don't wanna be a mood, but really, the only joke that's funny here is me. I'm out here saying all these useless things when all I gotta do is to just breathe and people would laugh cuz I'm a f**king joke.

I have this sister, she has all these high hopes. Wants to be a lawyer, get into a really good law school, make tons of money. While I'm here sitting, still thinking of what I wanna become. Today, I'm thinking about being a standup comedian. Yesterday, I was thinking about being a writer. I'm sure tomorrow, I'll be thinking about becoming a drug pusher.

Don't do drugs though, they're bad for your health.

But honestly, selling drugs is better than selling NFTs.

Imagine if drugs were like NFTs: You supposedly own the weed, but other people are smoking the weed and you can't do nothing about it, you own the weed though. But there's all these other people smoking weed and they have it to themselves. And your weed is supposedly "unique" but it's just like any other weed, has the same effects, still makes you see shit and feel like shit right after.

N f t s

So, back to the topic of my sister. I always call her annoying, and she also says I'm annoying. But think about it, in the future, I'd be imprisoned for drug abuse. And since she's a lawyer, she can help me out of jail, then she wouldn't be annoying anymore, would she?

I don't know what I could do for her, though, but I could always give her free drugs.

no we love that 😭

lol

youre not a l0ser 🥺

*Russian accent* Hello. Old friend.

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