THE REAL PEOPLE OF WALMART... ATHLETES; PEOPLE WHO THINK CARTS ONLY WORK AT A FULL RUN. ESPECIALLY AROUND BLIND CORNERS. ZOMBIES; PEOPLE WHO PUSH AN EMPTY CART DOWN EVERY AISLE AS SLOWLY AS POSSIBLE. WHILE BLOCKING AS MANY OTHER SHOPPERS AS POSSIBLE. UNDERESTIMATORS; PEOPLE WHO TAKE A BURSTING FULL CART TO THE SELF CHECKOUT OR 20 ITEMS LANE. IDIOTS; PEOPLE BUYING ONLY ONE ITEM, WHO WALK PAST 6 EMPTY SELF CHECKOUTS TO STAND BEHIND YOUR FULL CART LINE AND STARE AT YOU ANGRILY. CASH PAYERS; PEOPLE WHO GRAB $200 IN GROCERIES WHEN THEY HAVE $50 IN THEIR POCKET. THEN ARGUE WITH THE CASHIER ABOUT EVERY ITEM'S PRICE.
