BARACK, I'VE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU AND
MICHELLE THAT YOU CAN'T REFUSE! I'm
all ears; Yea, no
kidding! BAD NEWS; GOOD NEWS; MICHELLE, GOOD NEWS - BAD NEWS . . .
THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'RE OFF THE HOOK! GOOD NEWS; BAD NEWS; AND THE BAD NEWS IS THAT HILLARY
WILL BE PLANNING OUR SUICIDE!