AFTER NANCY PELOSI WAS ASKED WHY SHE CHANGED HER MIND AND IS NOW OPENING THE UPCOMING BIDEN STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH TO A FULL AUDIENCE; A SLOSHED SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE REPLIED. "IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ANYONE ACTUALLY CARES WHAT THE SENILE OLD GOAT IS BABBLING ABOUT."