Crossbones temp but he's simping for an edgy ass skeleton

mood

Lmao

You, me, gas station. What are we having for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh oh, looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and we wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish- HORNY fish. you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it, of course! Bear fight, bare handed, bear nAKED? Oh yES PLEASE! We befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION, REVOLUTION? Overthrow the gOVERNMENT? UUUUUUH I THINK SO! Next thing you know I'm reincarnated as jESUS CHRIST, then turn into a jet, then fly into the sun, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump WHITE OUT (which i didn't know you could do)! Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I tURNED INTO THE SUN! uHH OH, looks like the METH is kicking in... JSDKARWEJSKAWSJHBDASH<JDLEBAKHBWDABAAAAAH!

you would look sexy IF YOU HAD AN ASS

You're not pegging my ass

YES I AM

No you're not.

get over here, cutie~

The thing is if me and you were f**king I would probably be the top

no
no you wouldn’t

Yes
Yes i would.

Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?

Not at all
I'm just saying

i’d top you so f**king hard

Okay?

Well why are you letting me say no

*rips off your pants*
cus i can’t make you not say something

It says a lot then if you're apparently more of a top than me you're not forcing me to f**k you and you're letting me say no if you are an actual top you would be saying no you are going to f**k me

i’m not letting you say no
i may not be saying that exact phrase but it’s the same shit

Sure mate whatever you say

show me then

bet~~~

sweet
a gangbang

what

what