You, me, gas station. What are we having for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh oh, looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and we wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish- HORNY fish. you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it, of course! Bear fight, bare handed, bear nAKED? Oh yES PLEASE! We befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION, REVOLUTION? Overthrow the gOVERNMENT? UUUUUUH I THINK SO! Next thing you know I'm reincarnated as jESUS CHRIST, then turn into a jet, then fly into the sun, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump WHITE OUT (which i didn't know you could do)! Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I tURNED INTO THE SUN! uHH OH, looks like the METH is kicking in... JSDKARWEJSKAWSJHBDASH<JDLEBAKHBWDABAAAAAH!
