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I love stories where everyone gets what they want | I HAD A DREAM THAT A LOCAL HOMELESS MAN WAS IMPLICATED IN THE DISAPPEARANCE OF NUMEROUS LOCAL RESIDENTS. A FRIENDLY GENT, HE WOULD HAPPILY ENGAGE ANYONE WHO SPOKE TO HIM IN CONVERSATION. THE ONLY THING THE MISSING RESIDENTS HAD IN COMMON WAS THEIR OUTSPOKEN LOVE FOR GOD. AFTER OFFERING PRAYERS TO THE CHAP, HE WOULD LOUDLY TELL THEM TO GO WITH GOD. UPON QUESTIONING BY LOCAL AUTHORITIES, THE MAN QUICKLY CONFESSED TO MURDERING THE MISSING PEOPLE. WHEN ASKED WHY, HE EXPLAINED "I SIMPLY GAVE THEM WHAT THEY WANTED: TO BE WITH GOD. YOU SEE, GOD DOESN'T EXIST, AND NOW NEITHER DO THEY!" | image tagged in cool motive still murder | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I HAD A DREAM THAT A LOCAL HOMELESS MAN WAS IMPLICATED IN THE DISAPPEARANCE OF NUMEROUS LOCAL RESIDENTS. A FRIENDLY GENT, HE WOULD HAPPILY ENGAGE ANYONE WHO SPOKE TO HIM IN CONVERSATION. THE ONLY THING THE MISSING RESIDENTS HAD IN COMMON WAS THEIR OUTSPOKEN LOVE FOR GOD. AFTER OFFERING PRAYERS TO THE CHAP, HE WOULD LOUDLY TELL THEM TO GO WITH GOD. UPON QUESTIONING BY LOCAL AUTHORITIES, THE MAN QUICKLY CONFESSED TO MURDERING THE MISSING PEOPLE. WHEN ASKED WHY, HE EXPLAINED "I SIMPLY GAVE THEM WHAT THEY WANTED: TO BE WITH GOD. YOU SEE, GOD DOESN'T EXIST, AND NOW NEITHER DO THEY!"