guess what? i don't have a wife or gf so i can spend all my money on guns!

That's so true

Just buy her a gun silly

The ATF even encouraged women to snitch on their exes.

na bro i got a gf on valentines day so it really is the day of love

Really? I didn't know it was possible for you to get a girlfriend!

Just kidding

it is

not

Unless your wife is Annie.