Stupid competitions

I CAN AIR OUT MY PIT. I CAN POINT AT THINGS. OH YEAH?!! WELL I CAN OPEN MY MOUTH THIS BIG!! SO WHAT?! I CAN THROW A CHAIR!! WAIT, WHAT ARE Y- ARE YOU CRAPPING YOURSELF?!! UGH, I CAN'T TOP THAT...I'M OUT. YOU'RE SICK. IT'S CALLED COMMITMENT TO VICTORY!!