I can see the conversation now:
Spouse 1: Look what I got you for Valentine's Day honey!
Spouse 2: We just had a fight this morning why are you getting me a gift?
Spouse 1: Just open it.
Spouse 2: This is the best gift you could've gotten me *sniff* that's so sweet.
Spouse 1: Well, I knew you have always wanted divorce papers.
Spouse 2: I'm going to go fill them out right now! Thanks honey you're the best!