I wanna know

After.

I saw a thing that said “brushing your teeth before eating is like wiping your ass before you shit.”

that is the smartest thing i've ever heard all day

best thing you've said since I met you

during

1000IQ move

Typically both, because of that morning-mouth yuck SuGaS described.

But always, always, always after. Because yeah

By the way this is me getting ready

before. My mouth feels icky when i eat breakfast if i don't

wait, so you have bits of breakfast stuck in your mouth during the day?

oh-

Eh, it's the lesser of two evils

After, cause eating ur breakfast after brushing ur teeth makes it disgustang

orange juice + toothpaste = gigachad

you mean giga-gag.

yup

after

I'm not a monster

ight to be fr after i eat bc if i do it before ill have food in my mouth and the bacteria in my mouth will eat the food still in my mouth from eating and since plaque is basically bacteria shit my mouth will stink so i brush after i eat to remove food and to prevent the bacteria from eating and making plaque

If I don't plan on eating soon after getting up then I brush first.

After

jokes on you i don't eat breakfast so ha! (but if i did it would be after, as it's suposed to remove food anf plaque and then if u eat after u brush then it's like why u do taht tho??)

before because i like the sour taste when i drink orange juice ( i know i should most likely kill myself)

After
I’m not a f**king psychopath