"HEY! I WANT TO INVITE YOU TO USE IBOTTA, A FREE APP THAT TRACKS EVERYTHING YOU DO AND GIVES YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION TO THE TOTALITARIAN US GOVERNMENT AS WELL AS MINDLESS CORPORATIONS. DON'T WORRY THOUGH WE'LL TRANQUILIZE YOU WITH FREE GAME DAY SNACKS! JUST USE MY REFERRAL CODE "1984" AT REGISTRATION."
