Screw dogs, cats are better

*epic comment war between cats and dogs intensifies*

Yep

i don't hate dogs but i love cats

Ikr

WHAT

CATS ARE MOODY BITCHES THAT ONLY LET YOU PET THEM WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT AND NEVER PLAY! DOGS WANNA PLAY 24/7!

True, cats do scratch but so do dogs as well

Cats scratch PURPOSELY

Every animal scratches purposely, when threatened

Not dogs. Cats scratch just to be mean.

judd and lil' judd are treated like gods in sploon

OMG THATS TRUE

Were dogs seen as gods of an entire content

Also yes, Anubis was one of he most important gods. Hes a jackal, which is a dog

Were dogs seen as holy spirits in ancient Egypt, I didn't think so

Was there a dedicated cat god?

Bastet, Sakhmet, Mut, Tefnut, Shesemtet, Pakhet, Mafdet, Wadjet

Cats made you look that up. Dogs, however, you know them by heart cuz they are ✨better than cats✨

[reading last comment] not true my cat is an angel he's perfect in every way

Tbh, both cats and dogs are great, this was a comment war I tried to stage so I could post it in your casino

Cool! Cats and dogs are both great

Have cats won awards for beauty contests? Are they known to sit and do tricks on command with training?

Yes, there are Cat contests

They arent as famous

Dogs are dumbasses that will bite you whenever they can and don't even know how to play, you have to train them which takes forever

At least I can play with them almost whenever I feel like it. They are really easy to feed without worry of them throwing up cuz they ate too much.

Dogs will throw up in the most inconvenient times, Piss over everything, and worst of all, they can carry rabies

Cats will shed WAY more than dogs, and there are certain breeds of dogs that don't shed.

CERTAIN breeds of dogs don't shed, those breeds are rare as hell so they don't exist, Even though Cats shed it's real easy to clean unlike dog shed which is almost impossible to clean

Explain the Goldendoodle. Those arent rare! And I'm sure its nice to hear your cat meowing loudly at 5 am for food.

I bet it's nice to be bitten every time you pet your goldendoodle
It's nice to hear your dog bark even when there's nothing there

Why do you stereotype dogs with biting every second

Well, for one reason, Rabies
Two, if it's a small dog then they will bite
Three, Sometimes they do

Cats scratch you and hiss.

[reading your last comment] my cat and dog are perfect gentle souls who never hurt anyone (even tho my dog is ded ;n;)

Seriously. 2 Scoops.

It only takes one scoop to feed a cat