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How the founding fathers intended I defend my home

How the founding fathers intended I defend my home | Yes I own a musket for house defense, It's what the founding fathers intended; Four ruffians break into my home; I shoot one of them with my musket dead onto floor with a golf ball sized hole; I resort to my pistol and completely misses Nailing my Neighbor's dog because the ball was tiny; I have to resort to the canon mounted on top of the stairs mounted with grape shot. "Tally Ho lads" as the canon tears through both of them and makes the car sirens go off; I stab the last Ruffian with my bayonet and he bleeds on the floor because triangular Bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch while I wait for the police to arrive; Just how the founding fathers intended | image tagged in living room ceiling fans,lawn chair,police car,founding fathers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Lots
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Law
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Yes
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Just like the founding fathers intended
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Yes
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HAHAHAHAAH
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Hahahahahahahaha
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i dont get this at all
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https://youtu.be/aqBw3H_Ik3s
Here, You'll understand it after watching this
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    Yes I own a musket for house defense, It's what the founding fathers intended; Four ruffians break into my home; I shoot one of them with my musket dead onto floor with a golf ball sized hole; I resort to my pistol and completely misses Nailing my Neighbor's dog because the ball was tiny; I have to resort to the canon mounted on top of the stairs mounted with grape shot. "Tally Ho lads" as the canon tears through both of them and makes the car sirens go off; I stab the last Ruffian with my bayonet and he bleeds on the floor because triangular Bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch while I wait for the police to arrive; Just how the founding fathers intended