C a t s

Lol

Another reason why we are clones

c a t

M e o w

he cute mew

Yes

AWWWWW, It's soooooooo cute I just want to pet it right now

Her name is sweet pumpkin

That name Is right!!!!

M e o w

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, it's soooooooooo cute!!!!

C a t s

They're just soooooooo adorable

I iz cat now

Meh, I prefer fuzzy cats

And I know how to u s e them

same

Shouldn't (not) everyone know how to use guns such as a M1 Garand

I also own a blowtorch, a machete, and a buttload of Legos

Same with the legos but the thing is that we are trying to beat the opponent, since I know how to throw knives I have the advantage in range

ah ye sorry bout that

You dare threaten me, You can only take up to like 5-9 in shots, I have 1,840,000 health

So?

Idk 🤷‍♀️

But I have 4 cats, 2 dogs and a Donkey

And they're all weak to water

Fun fact: my grandpa has a entire gun room :)

Oh shi...

Same for me but my dad

Only one of my dogs don’t swim, the other D O E S

Donkeys have hoofs, hoofs are horrible for swimming

actually inklings/octoling can take about 4 hits from the weakest weapon (a.k.a. the tetra dualies ;n;), and and 8 with ink armor equipped if they're being attacked by some tetra dualies

I think Cala is gonna win bcs hes spamming the fact that Cala is invincible, idk what comes close to that

Okay so I was wrong about the weapons of Splatoon

:D

So you've won

SHIT! I PLACED MY BETS ON CALAMITAS!

I have become one with: tape, octopus, YouTube, Greek mythology, and C A T S

Yeah so, none of that will help against the sharpness of Swords

So? I also own a chainsaw

Cool, but I own plenty of Axes, knifes and know how to throw them (as well as rusting shovel for tetanus damage)

Cat army, UNITE!!!!

PLACE YOUR BETS!!!!!
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I'll easily win

I LOST 10K CUZ CALAMITAS LOST! (bullshit!)

You only won bc of the guns

But still, cool victory