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Enjoying a clean, safer death | I WANT ONE OF THOSE BIDEN SAFE SMOKING KITS WITH ALCOHOL WIPES; SO I CAN ENJOY A SAFER EXPERIENCE WHEN I SMOKE CRACK. I WANT A CLEAN ROPE TO HANG MYSELF WITH. | image tagged in impress her guy,biden fail,feeding addiction,crack,drugs,dark humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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There is no safe crack experience, as you know. The DEA estimates 90%+ of all street drugs, including weed, have some level of fetanyl in them. Two milligrams of fetanyl is enough to kill a person. By way of comparison, a packet of Sweet n Low holds 1000 milligrams.
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1 up, 2y
Oh, the wonders of getting even less sleep that I usually do.
That's just 1000 milligrams of Sweet n Low sans fetanyl.
Major egg/face moment,,,
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Exactly. People tend to grasp a concept when it is related to the familiar.
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⏹️ "Two milligrams of fetanyl is enough to kill a person. By way of comparison, a packet of Sweet n Low holds 1000 milligrams."

▶️ "Two milligrams of fetanyl is enough to kill a person."

▶️ "By way of comparison, a packet of Sweet n Low holds 1000 milligrams."

You didn't specify holds milligrams of what.

After you said fetanyl was in everything from crack (THREE decades after that epidemic ENDED, it FINALLY is catching on down South? Dang, just how much coke did Cocaine Reagan transport here that we STILL have a surplus all these decades later?) to marijuana of all things, well, you do the math.

Oh, wait, that's right, you already did.
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That's what trips people up, actually. Because there is no way to measure how much fentanyl is mixed with each 'dose' (or size of the dose), someone in Queens, for example, can get a magnificent high, while someone in Brooklyn dies from the same dose. On the streeet, the person is usually blamed "oh they couldn't handle it, they were weak." While I do not condone MJ use, it is worthwhile to note that thos applies to street drugs, not dispenseries. It really is serious. It has happened in my area where this strange differential has occurred. The fentanyl increases the strength of the high, maximizing the effect for a minimal amount of product and all but ensuring repeat business.
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Maui Kazaui!!!! Because what better way of utilizing legalization of le medical 420 than to cut it with dangerous narcotics!
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1 up, 2y
100% of Mrs O'Rourke's world famous homemade sourdough bread and other products contain sweat and traceable amounts of 'the Fent'
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I was, too. I also heard that when the US started legalizing MJ, it cut into the Mexican dealers MJ business. In response they started growing heroine, the story goes. I don't know if this is an extension of that, but they say fentanyl is being imported from China to Mexico where is is added to other drugs.
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Very true.
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