I will /srs

You're getting a bang anyways *gives you the bang drink*

Wuh..

What?

It's a drink- What else do you want?

*gives you a bang drink* h e r e

Damn... That wasn't what i was expecting

o

Well you can bang me anytime~ /srs

you guys f**king all ready?
wtf

lmfao-

you guys married like 26 days ago
calm the f**k down

We were f**king before we were even married

woah what

We didn't do it at first but we used it to bond
She doesn't want kids yet so that is kinda disappointing

oh ok lol
me and Purple didn’t need to f**k
we just talked and became friends

Well that isn't the main reason
Sex is meant to bring people closer

yea
so why’d you do it?
just asking

We were horny-

oh ok

And we did it for a whole hour-

wtf

Yeah we were a little more than just horny

you’re like 12-13 and you’re f**king already

Indeed
Also look at the link I sent you

Y e s

What color do you want?

idk lol

*gives purple*

:0
thx

yw

e

kk *gives you a bang drink*

Where are the tiddies?
;-;

On pornhub

k

*loads shotgun* PERFECT! A WILLING PARTICIPANT FOR MY SHOTGUN TARGET PRACTICE, ALSO KNOWN AS "BANG" PRACTICE!

nah sorry not rn

But have a bang drink *gives*

Yes I need energy

*gives*

*drinks it*

no drink ;D
/hj

the hj concerns me

half joke :o

ik

but why not j

cuz it's too /srs to be /j

but i don't want u to think i'm a creep by saying /srs

o o k

lmao
but u hab husbando so that's probably a no for u

lmao ye but I'm poly

:oooo
i am too
i thought u weren't lol

lol

don't mind me being kinda perverted tho i'm definitely a creep- even tho chances are ur older than i am (although ig it doesn't matter too much unless it involves an adult and a minor)

oop-

i mean i openly wish i had the uncensored version of crush crush so that's a big sign right there lol

o