DO IT

The house isn't blessed like the wreath says. It is cursed by the presence of a horrible abomination who learned how to take a selfie.

dayuuum

I tried to see you but my glasses broke a few seconds after I did and honestly you look better now.

You look kinda squishy, like an open can of biscuits when you poke it.

I will take the W here cuz I love biscuits.

what is that bump protruding from your forehead? Oh, your common sense leaving your body.

pretty good.

I think your background is photoshopped. There's no WAY this boi here don't live under a bridge.

lol you just jealous that I have a better house than your parent's relationship

Gg my dude

gg

(Then again, at least I HAVE parents)

(got me there..)

(Thx. I'm doing my best.)

(Or trying to)

(gg

Lol gg

That knobble on ur head looks like ur pedophilic fetishes wanting to pop and out themselves

close but it is a wrinkle, other than that, pretty damn true

(I know this is going into cursed comments...)

Follow the light in the background. Maybe God will be the only one who likes you

He is the only one that likes me..

Yes

Did you inspire a dictionary? Cause you're the definition of ugly.

you are the definition of abandoned

unlike you i was adopted, but also unlike you someone wanted me you failed abortion

damn...you got me..

Before the roasting comes serious question, why does the thing behind the wreath look like a grave stone?

it isn't, it is meant to be a wall decoration, we just moved in is all.

Thanks

you look like me

4th time i've done it in the past couple weeks
My life is the definition of the word joke
I am comedy

good bro, you should be paralyzed and do some stand up comedy!

I am sit down comedy

noice

My life got me a Depresso Espresso

NOICE

Those leaves in a circle are probably stolen from the graveyard where your mom lies with an 8 mile grave.
(Srry If that was too much)

god has abandoned humanity because you existed

maybe...maybe

you should already be in the grave behind you

Im sorry do you not read? oh wait I forgot that chimps are allowed on this platform

by the look of the eyes i can deduce that you are asiatic, so that would explain why hiroshima is blowing up behind you

lol I am german/mexican get it right

so its the Jews furnace creating so much light in the background

ye

You so dumb, u have the Christmas wreath on valentines

not a christmas wreath. Just a wall decoration.

Ur also a wall decorat

that is the worst comeback, the only excuse for bad roasts that tops that one is you

You can’t read an audio book

?