"honestly"

how much do you masturbate

I don't, im fking 13

bruh
i started masturbating when i was 10 and i didnt know anything about it exept that it felt good

damn...we have a one-story house, in which my parents are 24/7 moaning sounds would not sound good

my bed is a matress on the floor in my parents room and they still f**k when im right there

Well, aint that lovely noise to hear while u sleep

mhm
and they go crazy at it sometimes
so its super fun when ur just laying in bed and than suddenly you have some cum on you
like
by bed is 5 frickin feet away from my parents bed

Woow, when I was 8 my parents used to lock the door cos "they were sick" and i heard moaning shit. idfk what that was until now.

it would be nice if you could go temporarily deaf if ya know what i mean

yea, that wouldn't be the worst thing. especially if they f**k each other with their own kids in the room

yeah
cuz obviously just plugging your ears or using headphones dont help when ur 5 feet away

I wished I die the day I got that ~talk~

oof, disgusting shit.

very
its one of those moments where you wish you could die

Good child

come again?

tbh I learned abt masturbation last week :)

brUH
i learned about it when i was 11 bc overheard my mom say "hes started masturbating"

TF?!

Well, les just say my parents aint cool abt it. they dont know that ik wats masturbating

ok. my dad gave me the the sex talk when he heard i started masturbating so ye.

my mom gave me the sex talk when i turned 11, so ye

this is not awkward when it's online.

mhm

exactly, veryyyyyyyyy fun when it's irl

veryyyy
"oh so ive heard youve started rubbing your p**is… son… this is something called masturbating… blah blah blah"

is that how guys masturbate?! My 4y/o brother did that the other day, my aunt walked in on him

yeah sorta

oOoH, that's just wrong

how so?

mainly bcos i walked in on my brother doing that shit

well if hes four its not that wrong
kids that age do weird shit all the time
i walked in on my 6 year old cousin trying to suck his own cock

Now, I wish i could unsee that

me too

It's weird af. I now know why guys are disgusting

yee

im pretty sure they don't know what masturbating

this is why i was made a wOmAn. God knew I couldn't survive this shit

says the person whos gender is that of ppl who pour milk in their ass for content on pornhub

ye, then again. I don't fking do that. I didn't women do that shit. Maybe white women, istg

lol

WhIte people don't wash they wipe. and that is DISGUSTING.

tfym "wash"
you use a hose to clean ur asshole after shitting?

nah, we use a bidet. we're clean people. y'all use TISSUES. ughghghgh. my time in the US was horrible

dafuq is a bidet

search it up, and as a matter of fact we do use hoses

the F**K
that looks unsanitary and painful as f**k

bro-water shoots out of it. it's satisfying.

ok heres my problems with it
1. you could shit or piss on it by accident
2. you might need renovations to install it
3. it will get ur clothes wet
4. it could splatter shit everywhere

Here are ur answers for it
1. That doesn't matter, i do it all the time (not shit tho- no one does that)
2. You will not, it always comes with the house, and its not so expensive
3. It doesn't, pull ur damn shirt up
4. It doesn't, the water comes out slowly

IT DEOSN"T HURT JESuS

Here are ur answers for it
1. That doesn't matter, i do it all the time (not shit tho- no one does that)
2. You will not, it always comes with the house, and its not so expensive
3. It doesn't, pull ur damn shirt up
4. It doesn't, the water comes out slowly

fair point

Yup, and it's 100000000000000000x more sanitary than "wiping"

you do know we wash our hands after wiping right?

not sanitary for ur hands, for ur ass. like, there could be shit stains. the thought is horrible

what we do is we fold the paper 2 or 3 times, wipe, fold again, etc

soo.yer got my point. Glad we worked things out.

omg, that again is DIGUSTING! F**k, like omg ur holding shit in ur hands. and the tissue get's stuck, and it doesn't clean well.

Question, Is your ass still wet after this? And you have no idea Eva. no idea.