I regret taking ancestry.com

Haha you are related to Sapho cry about it

*doesn't cry abt it*

Plus it's not f**king Sapho

It was a joke

Also apparently I’m related to one of George Washington’s body guards from my dad’s side.

Oh thats cool. I'm related to Abraham Lincoln and surprisingly close to Frank Hamer

Dang

Nice

Luckily the pig thing is on my mom's side and she's a bitch that i'm glad is dead

Ok

Also how was i supposed to know the joke w/o knowing the reality

oh no

My reply to foxy-198727

OOP-

bro im over here being related to jesse james and the dalton gang

Tbh i'd rather use ancestry as a dating site now but i already have spire-

Now she gonna be mad concerned over dumb shit from over 800 yrs ago

I didn't even need ancestry.com this is just common knowledge in my family like my great grandma still has Dalton as her last name

My reply to foxy

I'm related to John Adams

pfft

Yeah my family is cursed, luckily it's on my mom's side which makes sense bc she's basically female Satan

sounds like my asian stepmom

explains quite a lot about your facial features though

Bruh i have a regular human face

Also u jokin'