Denki Naruto Temp (Thank you MemerFruits)

I'd rather have tits then a f**king meat log in my pants

You wouldn't lmao

Oh but I would
I already have back pain from my posture

1. No you wouldn't

2. S A M E

Tits are the peek of human evolution, idgaf how much pain they'd put me in.

ok then gimme the meat log if u don't want it (so i can have 2 lol)

Tf-

lmfao

I’d rather have neither

I thought you had a dick 👁️👄👁️

fr?

Yeah

lmfao-

Also do you remember who I am-

What twas your old username

When you met me it was either -Festive.Denki-, -Pudding.Head- or Saltyshima or something

Bro tfym "remember who you are"

Ofc ik you damn 💀 I thought you was done old ass user that hasn't talked to me since my last acc

oop- I knew who you were cause you always had "Nar" or something in your name lmfao

This is actually the first time there's been a "Nar" in my name. B4 it was either Jellywhal or Narwhal

n i c e

*some

*was

what if both

glad I wasnt born with tits then

lucky mf

stfu

well having a benis is hard too

It's hard that you have an erection like in the middle of class?

Well it's even more hard when your tits hurt like f**k and you f**king pad doesn't hold enough blood so it leaks through your clothes and onto your chair leaving a go***mn stain for anyone who looks at you to see

please-

Peeing with a boner is so much fking harder than it seems. Like you angle to go forward and it goes to the left. Plus a single hit or kick to the balls = no children. Also yes, an erection in the middle of class is hard. It's not even class doe, it can be at an important meeting or even at a funeral.

If you have a boner just think of something boring to make it go down-
Also when you have your period and you go to piss, the moment you pull down your panties the blood is going to go all over the seat and sometimes on the floor and it's going to take forever to clean up

Having a boner takes literally forever to get rid of doe. You could be actually focusing on doing work and have a boner the size of the Willis Tower. Don't even get me started on people noticing, people will start eyeing you, giving you looks. It's embarrassing asf

pfft-
Same thing with periods tho but can't you just go to the bathroom, jerk off, and it'll go down?

bro how you gonna jerk off at a funeral?

Watch hentai or something idk

a t

a

f u n e r a l ?

and plus watching anime will only make it bigger

Exactly- You're gonna jerk off when it gets real big

bruh ain't no way I'm jerking off at a funeral

W e a k l i n g

naw if its so bad having blood gush out of your pussy why not just double layer it?

wdym double layer it?

like double pads?

You can't do that because it's not gonna stick and it'll probably make a bigger mess

There are thicker ones but they're too b i g

even if that's the case, here's a new problem.

MEN'S BATHROOMS.

girls are 100x neater than boys, this is a proven fact due to how men's bathrooms come paired to men's bathrooms are. If you have a pussy, you can go into a clean and nice bathroom. For boys, they get bathrooms that look like literal dumps. Lookin like a whole fight went down in there.

Bro all the girl bathrooms at my school have piss on the seats, shit clogged in the toilets, bloody tampons on top of the trash thingy inside the bathroom, paint and drawings on the walls, hair and dust bunnies, and more-

utter cap

If I was a girl I'm sitting on any seat in a public women's bathroom. Hell, even gas stations have cleaner women's bathrooms.

Well that's probably what you've seen my school is dirty as f**k

im online schooled so yea

but still I've had experience with public schools and tho some are as you described. Most aint even close to being like that

My school is a charter school or something but they're failing cause of things like that

bru so its a failing private school?

yessir

boie aint no wae boie

have u tried the maxi pads? they're a bit bulky but that can be hidden with the right clothes and they work for me cuz i wear them at night
and i have really heavy periods too
tampons are also really helpful and painless but i always have to wear a pad with it cuz a tampon ain't enough ;-;

ooo- I only use like the regular/night always pads-

Also I don't use tampons cause their kinda uncomfy- ;-;

oh