Astolfo problems

Him

Astolfo is a boi.

I'm aware

I do him

Don't care

me neither

me too

Nice

ikr

i would snuggle up with him and play Minecraft together for 3 hours

*30 hours. Fify

Locks the door and does the funni

yes

i will do the funni as well

break physics. replace it with popeyes cuz im hungry

YUMMY
thank you daddy surly UwU~ *snuggle*

am forg

Let astolfo stay if he wants

ok (allows)

yes

And I want friends

have s*x

sad

(gives astolfo happy)

sure!

sure

bruh...

ask him whats his opinion on bread
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bread

ask if he wants to play bakugan or yu-gi-oh (both have traps)

alright lets play but what do u wanna play bc im good at both

ok then i challenge u to a duel
*pulls out scary bird monster

yeah go have fun just dont do anything ilegal without me

Astolfo: *buys knife and uses it to rob the bookstore*

*goes and robs store too using stand power

Nani? A fellow jojo fan???

thats right i have a powerful stand known as THE FALLEN, and it has two abilities: first it can revive anyone besides myself and second it can bind people with its arm wraps to drain there life force and heal me

I cant reply further please follow me back

full armor is the most powerful monster to ever grace yu-gi-oh and now i will use him to defeat u and make u my personal femboy

good now that it is done i will now....uh....idk what to do

Make him clean your house.

ummmmmm, take this $20 bill and go have fun

he mine.

i will play...