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Illy: Sup. *She gave him a little kiss on the cheek.*

"!"

Illy: She giggled.

"WHO-Oh, hey, Ill."

Illy: Hey cutie.

Illy: Hey, cutie.

"How in Drvil's name did you get in here?"

Illy: I have my ways.

"Ah."

Illy: So what are you doing here, sweetie?

"Was bored..."

Illy: Why?

"Not a lotta do in Hell. I'm sure you understand."
*They chuckle.*
(WHY IS EVERY GO***AMN ROLEPLAY I DO WITH YOU ROMANTIC!"

(I dunno-)

Illy: Yeah. Never really got sent there, since I'm basically immortal. I mean, yeah, I can get chopped in half, get my head ripped off, get shot in the heart, but it doesn't kill me.

"Ah..."

Illy: Like seriously, try killing me if ya want, I won't die.

"Alright. This won't hurt, but it will very much hurt."
*They swing their scythe 8 times in a tow, creating a large line. Reaper then floats up, floats back down quickly and slashes the ground.*

Illy: *Illy is now a jumbled amalgamation of flesh.*

"Hm."
*They whisper.*
"finally got rid of her..."

Illy: *The flesh pile stays dormant.*

Illy: *Suddenly, the only intact piece of her, her hand, twitches.* Boo!

"..."

Illy: Did I scare you?

"Not much. I don't fear much."

Illy: Aw..you totally thought I was dead though, right?

"Yes."

Illy: Haha. Now I got to wait about a couple hours to get back to normal. I could use a spell to instantly heal me, but I only have one hand, since my other's a part of the flesh pile.

"Ah..."
*They use a spell to instantly heal Illy.*

Illy: "Ah, thanks. Er-my clothes are basically destroyed." To make sure the comments aren't hidden by site wide mods, her destroyed clothes still covered her areas.

(Good.)
"I can see that...even though I am practically blind now."

Illy: "Why?"

"Because of the light from this funkin' pit."

Illy: Ah. Well, that's for the best, cause I am VERY exposed.

"I never said I was fully blind...but now I wish I was."

Illy: H-Heh..

"..."

Illy: Could you-get me some clothes?

*Reaper snaps it's fingers and Illy has her clothes back.*

Illy: Ah, great. Thank you. *She gave him a small kiss on the face.*

"..."

Illy: She chuckled "You're cute when you're flustered."

"I am not flustered...I just have no clue how to leave."

Illy: Yeah you are.

(You can continue on this, or do the other one I just made. If you make it a romance RP I swear-)

(Eh I'm not into Monster Hunter

(Well frigg you sideways out of a window.)

"Proof?"

Illy: You are the proof.

"..."

Illy: Haha.

"Heh."

Illy: See? You're flustered.

"Damn it."
(End. You make a new one.)

(Alright. I do have a new version of Illy from about a couple trillion of quadrillion years in the future.

(Here.

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