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I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Do I know you?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: Another reality, perhaps? Sometimes, there's a chance, that you can harness the memories of a version of you from another reality.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Probably not another reality."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Well, maybe I forgot.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"It has been a few trillion years since we first met."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Has it, now?
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Yes, it has."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Tell me of this experience.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"The only thing I could remember is that your personality was different."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Hm. I did act quite rebellious in my young years.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"You were 265 at the time I first met you."
Milkbuds
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Illy: I bet.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I had a secret passion for cooking, for some odd reason.
Milkbuds
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Illy: Hm, I'd like to see that.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I never knew I was good at cooking."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Well apparently you are.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Apparently."
Milkbuds
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Illy: She thought.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"That's all I can remember."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Hm...
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Everything else is just static."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Ah.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Most of my life is just static, actually."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Hm.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"No wonder why I have 97 mental illnesses and not allowed in public places."
Milkbuds
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Illy: I could...get a workaround for that.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"How so?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: I rule over several realities, including this one. I could get you allowed in public.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I doubt that. With my war criminal record I don't really think there is a chance."
Milkbuds
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Illy: I can make anything possible. I could kill off the entire planet if I wanted.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"..."
Milkbuds
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Illy: I am pretty sure I can get you out of your home
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"What home?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: Where you live.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Oh, yeah."
Milkbuds
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Illy: I could do it.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Where would I go afterwards?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: Anywhere.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Alright."
Milkbuds
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Illy: I will try right away.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Why, exactly?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: I do. But...I should not interfere with your life.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"My life has already been 'interfered with'."
Milkbuds
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Illy: By who?
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Life."
Milkbuds
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Illy: That is simply how life goes.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I feel like I met you before."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Deja Vu can be a strange thing.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"No, like I have some memories of meeting you."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Peculiar. I do not.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"We have met before. I know it."
Milkbuds
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Illy: So you can be allowed in public spaces.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Alright."
Milkbuds
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Illy: *She left for a bit, then came back.* "It is done."
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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*Every building around him was on fire and there are lots of dead bodies around him*

"Oh ,cool."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Please refrain from murder.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Too late."
Milkbuds
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Illy: *She sighed.*
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Why do you think I'm not allowed in public places?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: I know realize it is because you're a sadist.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I'm an idiot, that's what I am."
Milkbuds
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Illy: I know it is true, I know it is your occupation.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"..."
Milkbuds
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Illy: So, tell me about the interactions we had.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I don't really remember much other than the fact that we lived together for a few years or so."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Hm, that must've been nice.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Yeah, it was."
Milkbuds
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Illy: She smiled.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I also remember making a lot of steak."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Odd.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"You loved it apparently."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Oh, so very, very, very young.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"How old are you now?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: Several quadrillion.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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" "
Milkbuds
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Illy: What?
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Nothing."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Hmm...
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"...what?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: A light growl.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"..."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Yes. I do.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"The thousands of bodies that haven't decayed yet are still there..."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Yes.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"..." *he looks a little sad*
Milkbuds
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Illy: Is something...troubling you?
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"...no. I'm fine."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Okay.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Anyway, how's your day going?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: My day has gone exceptionally well.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"That's good."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Thank you.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I didn't even do anything."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Yes, but you were happy that I was doing well.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Shouldn't people always be happy when others are doing well?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: Yes, and that deserves a thanks.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I guess."
Milkbuds
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Illy: She smirked.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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*he doesn't look happy.*
Milkbuds
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Illy: What is wrong?
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"N-Nothing."
Milkbuds
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Illy: I know something troubles you.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"What is it then?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: I do not know, but I do know you sure troubled.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"It's nothing."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Tell me, I will make you feel better.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"..."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Tell me, or I will force you to.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"...fine. it's just hard without my family."
Milkbuds
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Illy: And who was your family?
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I...can't remember..."
Milkbuds
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Illy: *She looked down at him.*
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"What are you doing?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: I'm looking down at you. After all of these years, my height has reached about...10 feet.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I'm 4 foot 6."
Milkbuds
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Illy: You are half my size.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I hate being short."
Milkbuds
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Illy: So did I.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"No wonder why they called me a 'Vietnam tunnel rat'."
Milkbuds
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Illy: A weird name.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"It's true though."
Milkbuds
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Illy: This was a mistake.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Yes it was."
Milkbuds
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Illy: That still is, very, very young.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"At least to you."
Milkbuds
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Illy: To human years, that nears the age of death. I know no such boundaries.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I could say the same."
Milkbuds
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Illy: And what could you mean by that?
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Every time I die, I wake up in a bed, almost like if it was a dream."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Hm.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"It isn't."
Milkbuds
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Illy: I know.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Every single death was really painful."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Basically, I may be stabbed, shot, torn apart, but I won't die.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Huh."
Milkbuds
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Illy: I'm am technically immortal.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I mean, if you can go through all that and not physically die, then you are immortal."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Well, my body dies, but my soul still controls my corpse, and slowly puts me back together.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Do you feel pain?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: Yes, i do.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"All of us do. Especially me."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Me too.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"You know what's in the basement?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: Oh, several quintillion.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"..."

*he just stands there, at a loss of words*
Milkbuds
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Illy: Are you calling me old?
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"No."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Then why are you so surprised?
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Because I'm 28."
Milkbuds
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Illy: You are unfathomably young in the years of a god.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I was supposed to be a bit older but I somehow stopped my aging at 25. My aging resumed right after the war."
Milkbuds
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Illy: And how old, perhaps?
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I'd be around 57 years older than I am now."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Maybe not. But I know you, I know all.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"That's a little scary, but okay."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Hmph.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"So you know how many wars I served in?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: Yep.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Let me guess, your the goddess of wisdom or something like that."
Milkbuds
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Illy: Yes, and deception.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Alright. Do you have a family?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: Yes, my mother, Nati, and my father, Illum.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Oh, okay. How old are they?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: I...can relate. I haven't, died, per say, in eternities.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"Then how could you relate?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: Because I have before.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"You have?"
Milkbuds
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Illy: I have indeed.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"I thought you weren't supposed to die."
Milkbuds
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Illy: I can die, it just doesn't kill me.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"..."
Milkbuds
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Illy: It is quite confusing.
I_am_a_dipshit_lol
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"It is."
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P.O.V.: You see Illy, but she's different now. She's from the future, maybe a couple trillion or quadrillion years in the future. She's very tall now, and dressed in a fancy dress. She's no longer rebellious and like a tomboy, she's more fancy and kind.