scream or cream

both would be good

How is screaming good

..oh-

yes B)

its obviously *S*

You scream and cream

both would be good

You could make it happen 👉🏼👈🏼

YoU could

Are you telling me to rape you or to masturbate

it's not rape if it's consensual

What are you trying to tell me rn, Elfi

nothin.......

.
.
.

Do you realize how much the sexual tension increases when you use the fúcking "..."?

not really lol

Well start noticing
Because I am this fúcking close to-

Nvm 🙂

tO what????????

What do you want me to do?

IDK.....

STOP.
I'm horny enough 🤠

f**k is with the "🤠" lmao....

Why do you think...?

I genuinely don't know..........🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Yeah sure
Now look what you've f**king done
I can't believe this

????????????????

"I'm horny enough 🤠"
"I'm horny"
"Horny"

ohhhhhhh well excuuuuuuuuse me princess
idk what to do

Don't call me- *dies*
WELL, WHAT DO YOU W A N T TO DO?

be horny ig

😀.....

Soooo...?

hshsddctsf tys tusgjhsj

WHAT IS IT-

IDKSEGGS??????

THATSWHATIWASGETTINGAT....

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🍕😳😳😳

Pizza emoji-?

oops

Dummy

Anyways, wOw, marvelous weather rn

ikr

😐...

😐...?

Nothin nothin 😐-

sureee

Stfu

fine
you f**kin meanie

Nooo I was jOkiNg
Don't stfu 😢

fine.....

LGJLFLKLF**KGDLGSKGFMEOYDCLHF

WHY THE "..." AGAINNNN 😭😭

idk

Sure
I bet you have a reason you just cHoOsE not to tell me 😒

I dondhegdgxhdhd,......

ENGLISH PLS.

shutchoassup

Make me.

*makes you*

NOOO ELFI YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO-
N V M .

You made me shut up anyway 🙄

tf did you want me to
shove my cock down your throat or some shit

Yeeeesss....?

😳

Tf did you want me to say
"No"?

IDFK

At least I'm honest 😒

😥

What happened-?

nothin

Then why are you sweating 😐

it's hot as hell in this hot ass room

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians

No

*walks out* is it cooler now?

yeah

*gasp* you think I'm hOt

yeah

*cough* you're hotter tho 😐

here's the part where I say "No I'M nOt" and we argue for like 5 hours

Well I wouldn't mind, cuz I like talking to you

But to avoid that conversation you could just accept that you are actually really hot, unlike mE 😌

but the thing is
I'm not hot

But the thing IS, you are and it's sometimes intimidating cuz of how hot you are

🧢

that's cause you are

No u
And mf I thought you went offline

Nah I'm gonna stay up

B r u h
Alright then

what

Nothin
Whats the time for ya

10:09 PM

Zamn
Only 8:09 here

H a
L o s e r

S h u t ; - ;

BUT I'M RIGHT
Why do you think I want to- well, nvm

My point is you just accept and move on rather then resist and deny the truth

ok maybe I might be a little hot

Just a little bit 🤨?

IDFK

WELL YOU SHOULD KNOW

YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE HOT ASF

-////- whatever

And cute. You're very cute 👁️👄👁️

It's hard to accept utter cap
but ok

Good job you're learning acceptance 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

😒👍

*you should just

:D

:)

Hey Elfi
Have you done a dick rev- I mean-
A face reveal?

I have on my alt
imgflip.com/i/5zkqnf

Mf send a hyperlink

CAN YOU NOT COPY PASTE THE LINK????????????????

NO

MF I'M SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR ALT AND EVERYTHIN HAS A MASK AND HATTTT ;-;;;

I mean that's all you're gettin

Well yo eyes hot asf 😩

thanks ig

Ofc 😌 have you seen mE or ya don't care .-.?

I haven't actually

K one sec- lemme get my most recent face reveal

ok...

https://imgflip.com/gif/5yt58f 👁️👄👁️ I hate how light I look but my phone is racist so-

hot ngl

Naw you are

😤😤😤😤
ok

Good jobbb 🥰🥰

;_;

Don't cry I'm riGht

ok yeah maybe whatever

☺️